Wrestling Quotes:

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

topic: Moving, Wrestling, Trying

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!

topic: Wrestling, Hair, Sucker Punch, Bart Simpson

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

topic: Wrestling, Blind

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.

topic: Wrestling, Cards, Looks, Like Something, Deck Of Cards

Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!

topic: Wrestling, Want, Hours

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

topic: Wrestling, Air, Looks

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

topic: Wrestling, Lunch, Persons

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

topic: Wrestling, Ends, Parole

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

topic: Easter, Wrestling, Men, Easter Egg

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

topic: Wrestling, Lasts, Saws, Barbers, Barber Shop

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

topic: Wrestling, Balls, Tito, Santana

I don't want to give my opponent the satisfaction of watching me celebrate, which would make it look like a big deal that I beat him.

topic: Wrestling, Wwe, Two

- Brent Metcalf

topic: Wrestling, Giving, Looks

The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be

- Bret Hart

source: Bret Hart (2009). “Hitman: My Real Life in the Cartoon World of Wrestling”, p.320, Random House

topic: Wrestling, Professional Wrestling, Wwf, Pro Wrestling

You have to believe you're great. You have to have an air about you. My success wasn't because I was a great talent, but because I wanted it more than anybody else. Every minute I step on that field, I want to prove I'm the best player in the league.

- Brett Favre

topic: Believe, Wrestling, Player, Great Talent

Due to the injuries that I will have for the rest of my life, it is physically impossible for me to consider any career in wrestling.

- Brian Bosworth

topic: Wrestling, Careers, Impossible

Assessing existence while failing to embrace the insights of modern physics would be like wrestling in the dark with an unknown opponent.

- Brian Greene

topic: Wrestling, Dark, Would Be, Modern Physics, Assessing

I don't feel pain. I ain't got time for that. I let other people feel pain for me.

- Brock Lesnar

topic: Pain, Wrestling, People

Professional wrestling is in my blood. I may have second guessed it in the past, but I know it now.

- Brock Lesnar

topic: Motivational, Wrestling, Past, Professional Wrestling

Knowing my husband they way I do, this is what he lives for - real competition. And I don't think he was ever satisfied when he was with the WWE. He just loves the thrill of competition.

- Brock Lesnar

topic: Husband, Real, Wrestling

There are no little things.

- Bruce Barton

topic: Wrestling, Littles, Little Things

Anyone can wrestle until they are tired.

- Cael Sanderson

topic: Tired, Wrestling

Art is mainly about wrestling with material reality, not striving after a spiritual ideal.

- Calvin Seerveld

topic: Spiritual, Art, Wrestling

This is a sport (wrestling) that has turned many boys into men and many men into leaders. And it is a sport in which you can be a giant regardless of how big you are.

- Carl Albert

topic: Sports, Wrestling, Boys, Motivational Wrestling

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.

- Carol Burnett

topic: Adversity, Wrestling, Work Out, Daily Challenges, Life Challenges

Marriage is a wrestling match where you hold on tight while your mate changes into a hundred different things. The trick is that you're changing into a hundred other things, but you can't let go. You can only try to match up and never turn into a wolf while he's a rabbit, or a mouse while he's still busy being an owl, a brawny black bull while he's a little blue crab scuttling for shelter. It's harder than it sounds.

- Catherynne M. Valente

topic: Letting Go, Wrestling, Blue, Can't Let Go

I show more blind rage than Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles wrestling in a steel cage.

- Chino XL

source: Song: Freestyle Rhymes

topic: Rap, Wrestling, Hip Hop, Blind Rage

Ninety percent of my game is mental. It's my concentration that has gotten me this far. I won't even call a friend on the day of a match. I'm scared of disrupting my concentration. I don't allow any competition with tennis.

- Chris Evert

topic: Wrestling, Games, Tennis, Focus And Concentration

There were times when deep down inside I wanted to win so badly I could actually will it to happen. I think most of my career has been based on desire.

- Chris Evert

topic: Wrestling, Winning, Thinking

Welcome to Raw, is, Jericho!

I never want to hide my wrestling background.

topic: Wrestling, Welcome, Jericho

I am Chris Jericho, your new hero! And I am the new millenium for the World Wrestling Federation!

topic: Wrestling, Want, Backgrounds

As a matter of fact I could beat you two with both my arms and my legs tied. I'll roll down this ramp and score myself a 7-10 idiot split!

topic: Hero, Wrestling, World, Jericho

You'll never, eever, be the same, again!

topic: Wrestling, Two, Legs

If Shakespeare was alive today, he'd be writing wrestling shows.

topic: Wrestling

In Hollywood, there really is a stigma against wrestling. I think that's why people think wrestlers are Neanderthals who can't string two words together.

topic: Wrestling, Writing, Today

A live performance is the same no matter what genre it is. Wrestling, rock 'n roll, hosting, acting - it's the same thing.

topic: Wrestling, Thinking, Two, Neanderthals

Think about it - pro wrestling as an Olympic sport would be pretty cool. Look at figure skating or gymnastics - what is it? It's a choreographed performance that is judged.

topic: Wrestling, Rocks, Acting, Live Performance

There's no unemployment insurance if you don't have a job in wrestling. You really have to be committed, to have a love and a passion for the sport, a belief in yourself that you can do it.

topic: Sports, Wrestling, Gymnastics, Pro Wrestling

The most important thing about being in wrestling is that you have to connect with the crowd, connect with the fans, and you either want them to love you, or to hate you. Either way, so long as they're reacting to what you're doing.

topic: Sports, Jobs, Wrestling, Belief In Yourself

There are a lot of similarities between dancing and wrestling. The costumes are the same, the spandex and all that, but you have to be light on your feet to do both, and you have to remember choreography.

source: Source: www.wwe.com

topic: Hate, Love You, Wrestling

If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo.

topic: Wrestling, Feet, Light, Spandex

Practice without improvement is meaningless.

topic: Wrestling, Beer, Giving, Steve Austin, Stone Cold

- Chuck Knox

topic: Wrestling, Practice, Improvement, Motivational Wrestling

Always have a plan and believe in it. I tell my coaches not to compromise. Nothing good happens by accident. There must be a plan for everything and the plan will prevent you from overlooking little things. By having that plan, you'll be secure and self-doubts will never become a factor.

- Chuck Knox

topic: Believe, Wrestling, Self

Repeated actions are stored as habits. If the repeated actions aren't fundamentally sound, then what comes out in a game can't be sound. What comes out will be bad habits.

- Chuck Knox

topic: Wrestling, Games, Sound, Motivational Wrestling

Well, Im wrestling alligators.

- Claire McCaskill

topic: Wrestling, Alligators, Wells

You're speechless sometimes when you think of the support you've had from the first day I've started wrestling to now.

- Clay Guida

topic: Wrestling, Thinking, Support

I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.

Wrestling is pretty DIY. I've been doing it for 12 years, completely on my own. It's like being in a band or running a zine - except that I get to kick people in the face.

topic: Wrestling, Thinking, Attention, Pro Wrestling

I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem.

topic: Running, Wrestling, Zines, Diy

Pro wrestling has always been ingrained into American culture. It was one of the first things that was ever on television, so everybody watched it.

topic: Wrestling, Thinking, People

Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a man of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition. Discipline. My name is C...M...Punk.

topic: Wrestling, Culture, Television, Pro Wrestling

If I- if I competed in Bruno Sammartino's era, I'd have been champion for 20 years, too. No, I'd have been champion for 30 years. Because wrestling one night a month at Madison Square Garden is easy. You never see a Hulk Hogan wrestle TLC matches against a superstar like Ryback. Because he had it easy. I wrestle physically demanding matches on free television, week in and week out. So much that my one year equals 30 of theirs. And I have attained this success, not- not because of you. I am successful not because of you. I am successful in spite of you.

topic: Inspiring, Tattoo, Wrestling, Straight Edge

I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. My addiction is wrestling.

topic: Inspiring, Wrestling, Successful

I'm straight edge, and that means I'm better than you.

topic: Wrestling, Addiction, Drug

The bigger the game the better. I'm an adrenaline junkie. I feed off big crowds and noise.

topic: Mean, Wrestling, Straight Edge, Better Than You

- Curt Schilling

topic: Wrestling, Games, Crowds

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

- Dan Castellaneta

topic: Girl, Sports, Wrestling, That Girl, Funniest Simpsons

More enduringly than any other sport, wrestling teaches self-control and pride. Some have wrestled without great skill - none have wrestled without pride.

If you're afraid to fail, you'll never succeed.

source: Dan Gable (2017). “A Wrestling Life 2: More Inspiring Stories of Dan Gable”, p.128, University of Iowa Press

topic: Inspirational, Sports, Wrestling, Motivational Wrestling

I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score.

topic: Wrestling, Succeed, Failing, Motivational Wrestling

I can take anyone down at anytime; they can't take me down; no one can ride or turn me; I can control anyone.

source: "Q&A: Dan Gable and the state of wrestling". Interview with Matt Winkeljohn, www.myajc.com. September 16, 2014.

topic: Wrestling, Score

A clean, hard-fought wrestling match is the most honest of athletic contests. There is no technological interventions, no teammates to blame, no panel of judges to bias the score. In wrestling, you compete or you quit. No alibis. I like that

topic: Wrestling, Turn Me, Turns, Motivational Wrestling

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange.

source: Gable, Dan (1998). “Coaching Wrestling Successfully”, p.25, Human Kinetics

topic: Wrestling, Judging, Athletic, Alibis

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy.

topic: Wrestling, People, Different

We, as a wrestling community, better remember it is more than one individual that makes a winner.

topic: Wrestling, Hands, Joy

There's nothing like success.

topic: Wrestling, Community, Remember

I've been a fanatic about working out all my life.

topic: Wrestling

My coaches were great. My mom and dad. My dad never missed a wrestling meet.

topic: Wrestling, Work Out

Wrestling... what men do during boys basketball season.

topic: Mom, Dad, Wrestling, Mom And Dad

The easiest thing to do in the world is pull the covers up over your head and go back to sleep.

topic: Basketball, Wrestling, Boys, Motivational Wrestling

There's always ways of motivating yourself to higher levels. Write about it, dream about it. But after that, turn it into action. Don't just dream.

topic: Sleep, Wrestling, Over You

I've never changed my life since I was 4 and went to the YMCA with a gym bag. I still have that philosophy. In fact, I still have that gym bag.

topic: Dream, Writing, Wrestling

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings.

topic: Philosophy, Wrestling, Ymca

My valleys are higher than most people's peaks. I stay at that level.

topic: Wrestling, Differences, Advice, Good Positive

If you want to train and work hard 3 months out of the year, well, then, UNI is a great place to go. If you want to bust your tail 6 months out of the year, you should be very happy at ISU. But if you want to train and develop into a champion 12 months out of the year, then Iowa is the place for you.

topic: Wrestling, People, Valleys

If you're going to stay in the Olympics, you've got to be entertaining and get sponsorship.

topic: Hard Work, Wrestling, Years

I went to college. I had a double major in biology and physical education, but my major was wrestling.

topic: Wrestling, Olympics, Sponsorship

I never won anything by myself. I was always strong because of help that gave me extra strength to win.

topic: Wrestling, College, Biology, Physical Education

I don't think college wrestling is in danger of extinction by any means. But I am concerned if one program drops.

topic: Strong, Wrestling, Winning

Freedom across the world is a result of many individuals working together.

topic: Mean, Wrestling, College

A lot of my intensity in wrestling was due to my mental preparation before the matches. I got myself into a different world.

topic: Wrestling, Working Together, World

You get into feeling like you are in a zone. You can't be stopped. It's a good feeling but it never lasts.

topic: Wrestling, Preparation, Different, Different Worlds

- Dan Marino

topic: Wrestling, Feelings, Lasts

You've got two options: Tap or SNAP !!!

- Daniel Bryan

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Wrestling, Two, Two Options

Salvation now consists of a deep wrestling in our souls with the sinfulness of our hearts, the depth of our depravity, and the desperation of our need for his grace.

- David Platt

topic: Heart, Wrestling, Grace, Depravity, Sinfulness

I probably have a different mental approach to swimming than most people. I actually enjoy training.

- Dawn Fraser

topic: Wrestling, Swimming, People

A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.

- Denis Waitley

topic: Wrestling, Stink, Faster, Never Surrender, Fertilizer

Who dat dere's gunna beat dat team? Who Dat? Who dat?

- Dick Murdoch

topic: Team, Wrestling, Beats

It is not work that kills, but "worry."

- Dinah Maria Murlock Craik

topic: Wrestling, Worry, African Proverbs

Showing off is what you do when your are simply better than everybody else.

- Dolph Ziggler

topic: Wrestling, Showing Off

Jimmy Snuka stood up, 25 feet in the air, drove his knee through my ribs, but did I allow them to carry me out on a strecher? NO! I got right up and walked out!

- Don Muraco

topic: Wrestling, Air, Feet

The superior man blames himself. The inferior man blames others.

- Don Shula

topic: Wrestling, Men, Blame, Sports Psychology, American Football

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final.

- Don Shula

topic: Wrestling, Finals

While the boys are in the back, laughin' and jokin', the Dream's out back. cookin and smokin'!

- Dusty Rhodes

topic: Dream, Wrestling, Boys

You will go one on one with the Great One!

- Dwayne Johnson

topic: Motivational, Wrestling

Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me.

- Dwayne Johnson

topic: Wrestling, Inspire, Comedy

If it weren't for the dark days, we wouldn't know what it is to walk in the light.

- Earl Campbell

topic: Wrestling, Dark, Light, Dark Days

To me, wrestling is therapy. No matter how bad my personal situation is, when I step into the ring, all my troubles disappear. My baggage stays in the back where it belongs.

- Eddie Guerrero

topic: Wrestling, Matter, Baggage

I lie! I cheat! I steal!

- Eddie Guerrero

topic: Lying, Wrestling, Stealing

I do find myself drawn more to pieces that I feel are wrestling with the way that we're living now, what we're all going through.

- Edward Norton

topic: Wrestling, Pieces, Way

We have reached the age, those of us to whom fortune has assigned a post in life's struggle, when beaten and smashed and biffed by the lashing of the dragon's tail, we begin to appreciate that the old man was not such a fool after all. We saw our parents wrestling with the same dragon, and we thought, though we never spoke a thought aloud, 'Why doesn't he hit him on the head?' Alas, comrads, we know now. We have hit the dragon on the head and we have seen the dragon smile.

- Ernest Lawrence

source: Speech at Thayer's tenth anniversary reunion at Harvard, 1895.

topic: Struggle, Wrestling, Men

Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right.

- Eugene Mirman

topic: Sports, Sex, Wrestling

The daughters of Sparta are never at home! They mingle with the young men in wrestling matches...

- Euripides

topic: Daughter, Home, Wrestling, Sparta

I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.

- Frank Deford

topic: Believe, Wrestling, World, Professional Wrestling

People acting together as a group can accomplish things which no individual acting alone could ever hope to bring about.

- Franklin D. Roosevelt

topic: Wrestling, People, Acting, Acting Together

I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, 'Oh, it's fake.' But it's not about whether the guy wins or loses, it's about how he entertains you the whole time you're watching.

- Gabriel Iglesias

topic: Wrestling, Winning, People, Pro Wrestling

If you're wrestling with some sort of decision, reflect for a moment and ask yourself, Am I being brave, or am I being safe? In the end, it depends on whether we think God can be trusted.

- Gary Haugen

source: Gary A. Haugen (2009). “Just Courage: God's Great Expedition for the Restless Christian”, p.106, InterVarsity Press

topic: Wrestling, Thinking, Decision

She was no longer wrestling with the grief, but could sit down with it as a lasting companion and make it a sharer in her thoughts.

- George Eliot

topic: Sad, Grief, Wrestling, Inspirational Bereavement, Inspirational Grief

Inside the room, a man and a woman were wrestling. They were both naked.

- George R. R. Martin

topic: Wrestling, Men, Naked

I am wrestling with the overalls trend. I wore so many pairs in junior high, and no one thought they were cute. Perhaps I'll try them cuffed with a tasteful crop top?

- Gillian Jacobs

topic: Cute, Wrestling, Trying, Overalls, Crop Tops

The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children

He's going to audition for the Vienna Boys' Choir!

topic: Children, Wrestling, Three, Three Stooges, Living Proof

If you hung him for being a good singer, you'd be hanging an innocent man!

topic: Wrestling, Boys, Vienna

You can see the life LITERALLY oozing from his body!

topic: Wrestling, Men, Singers, Innocent Man

He has a lower occipital proturbance!

topic: Wrestling, Body

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head.

topic: Wrestling

- Grantland Rice

source: Grantland Rice (1963). “The Best of Grantland Rice”

topic: Heart, Wrestling

$5,000 means nothing to me! I did about $5,000 worth of damage to that nose of his!!

- Greg Valentine

topic: Mean, Wrestling, Noses

I have never seen a wrestling match or a prize fight, and I don't want to. When I find out a man is interested in these sports, I drop him.

- Hedy Lamarr

topic: Sports, Wrestling, Fighting

As women glide from their twenties to thirties, Shazzer argues, the balance of power subtly shifts. Even the most outrageous minxes lose their nerve, wrestling with the first twinges of existential angst: fears of dying alone and being found three weeks later half-eaten by an Alsatian.

- Helen Fielding

topic: Wrestling, Dying Alone, Balance, Minx, Balance Of Power

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer.

- Henry Clay

topic: Summer, Wrestling, Winter

No exercise brings into play all the muscles of the body in a more thorough manner, and none is more interesting than wrestling. He will find no other exercise more valuable in the cultivation of faculties which will help him to success in agility, strength, determination, coolness, and quick exercise of judgement.

- Hugh Leonard

topic: Sports, Determination, Wrestling, Motivational Wrestling, Coolness

We are creating a political demolition derby, not a presidential debate. Those strange impulses in the American soul that have produced mud wrestling and The Gong Show seem to have claimed the national campaign.

- Hugh Sidey

topic: Wrestling, Creating, Presidential, Derby, Demolition

Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild on you!

It's tough because a lot of my friends in normal life, a lot of my friends in the entertainment business, and a lot of my friends in the wrestling business are gay. Just to say something spiteful and hurtful, I don't get it... if it was true and I was gay, I'd embrace it, and I'd tell you guys about it and I'd celebrate it.

source: FaceBook post by Hulk Hogan from Jan 03, 2014

topic: Running, Wrestling, Professional Wrestling

When you start out in the wrestling business, you make a lot of mistakes, tripping over your own feet and looking like a fool.

source: "Hulk Hogan Responds To Gay Rumors On ‘The Wendy Williams Show’". www.huffingtonpost.com. February 09, 2012.

topic: Wrestling, Gay, Guy, Entertainment Business

topic: Mistake, Wrestling, Feet, Tripping, Tripping Over

I've hung & I've bung...

Train. Say your prayers. Eat your vitamins.

topic: Wrestling, Hung

I'm the man that made wrestling famous.

source: FaceBook post by Hulk Hogan from Oct 05, 2016

topic: Prayer, Wrestling, Vitamins

After watching wrestling for 20 years, I thought I had enough confidence to do it. There were no wrestling schools at the time.

topic: Wrestling, Men, Made

Everybody's out there wrestling like a robot.

topic: School, Wrestling, Years

Hopefully I can become the Babe Ruth of the World Wrestling Federation and be the champion at the same time.

topic: Wrestling, Robots

I love to give the fans what they want. They're what I miss most when I'm not wrestling. That time in the ring is like being in heaven for me.

topic: Wrestling, Champion, World, Federation

It's amazing that even though I've lost everything else, I still have wrestling.

topic: Wrestling, Giving, Missing

You can have a wrestling idea, but you need to have these momentum-shifting moves. We had the Hulkamania movement, then it shifted to the beer-drinking, Stone Cold era, we reinvented the business with growing the black beard and becoming the bad guy, what's that next level.

topic: Wrestling, Lost, Stills

If anybody dared say wrestling was fake, you'd punch 'em. And you never used the word show. If you used the word show it was an insult.

topic: Moving, Drinking, Wrestling, Stone Cold

Then as I was wrestling as Terry Boulder. I was on a talk show with Lou Ferrigno, and I was actually bigger than he was! I went back to the dressing room that night and all of the wrestlers go 'Oh my God you're bigger than the hulk on TV' so they started calling me Terry 'The Hulk' Boulder.

topic: Wrestling, Fake, Ems

We're the greatest athletes in the world without a doubt.

topic: Wrestling, Night, Rooms

Whatcha gunna do when Hulkamanina and my 24 pythons run wild on you?!?!?!!?

source: Source: bleacherreport.com

topic: Athlete, Wrestling, Doubt

There is no great achievement that is not the result of patient working and waiting.

topic: Running, Wrestling, Python

- J. G. Holland

topic: Wrestling, Achievement, Waiting

Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms.

- Jack Barakat

topic: Sex, Wrestling, Gay

After wrestling with myself for six months, I began medical treatment. During that time I started a band with some friends of mine called Jack's Car, but that didn't last.

- Jack Irons

topic: Wrestling, Car, Band, Medical Treatment

It could be....Giant Baba!

- Jack Tunney

topic: Wrestling, Giants, Baba

I like a women who's got some balls, some strength. As long as I can beat her at arm wrestling, that's fine.

- James Hetfield

topic: Wrestling, Hands, Long

I don't know Jiu-Jitsu, I don't know wrestling, all I know is how to fight. Period.

- James Toney

topic: Motivation, Wrestling, Fighting

I don't choose to be a common man. I want to be better tomorrow than today. And through a commitment to work and discipline, but mostly hard work. I'll be a little more content, and a little different from the average guy.

- Jay Robinson

topic: Hard Work, Commitment, Wrestling

If you can refine your skills and eliminate your mistakes, you will start winning. That's the price you must pay to be successful in wrestling, and in most aspects of life.

- Jay Robinson

topic: Mistake, Wrestling, Successful

Through wrestling, through the hard work and the sweat, through the victories and the defeats, we learn a great deal about ourselves. Wrestling shows you your limits, your weaknesses, your strengths and, ultimately, you grow because of what it shows you.

- Jay Robinson

topic: Hard Work, Wrestling, Sweat

One of my goals is to have NO wrestler go undefeated.

- Jeff Buxton

topic: Wrestling, Goal, Wrestler, Undefeated

I'm 31 years old and can't complain about the money I make and the smiles I can create on people's faces.

- Jeff Hardy

topic: Wrestling, Years, People

Don't think you can...know you can! Your human body is the most impressive tool that you will ever own. Even if you can't control everything...you can always control something. Your body - Use it...Amuse it...because one day...you're going to lose it.

- Jeff Hardy

topic: Wrestling, Thinking, One Day, Human Body

I can feel you without even seeing you.

- Jeff Hardy

topic: Wrestling, Feels

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

- Jeff Jarrett

topic: Hate, Wrestling, Player, Don't Hate, Pro Wrestling

Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.

Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis

topic: Wrestling, Helen, Hart

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock

topic: Wrestling, People, Judging

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

topic: Moving, Wrestling, Bed

I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.

topic: Funny, Wrestling, Wwe

OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.

topic: Wrestling, Successful, Thinking, Announcers

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

topic: Wrestling, Safety, Found

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

topic: Real, Wrestling, Light, Six Packs

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

topic: Wrestling, Gold, Hey

You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.

topic: Wrestling, Snakes, Might, Drink And Drive, Pro Wrestling

This man can make a horror movie without makeup.

topic: Wrestling, Court, Pro Wrestling