Bobby Heenan Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

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“You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Winning

“This guy makes coffee nervous.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Coffee #Guy #Nervous
“If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Moon #Painful
“Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Kids #Three #Use
“Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Hawaii #States
“By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Iron #Rings
“When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Basketball #Two #Missing
“You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Giving #Bucks #Watches
“There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Country #Two #Kind
“Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Missing #Curtains #Showers
“The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Scams
“Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Oklahoma #Tulsa #Swamps
“I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Jobs #Fun #Sound
“It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Moving #Wrestling #Trying
“[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Hair #Sucker Punch
“I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Cheating #Successful #Wwe
“If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Stupid #Nuts #Eccentric
“North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Inspirational #Funny #Graduation
“You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Blind
“He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Cards #Looks
“Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Want #Hours
“Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Air #Looks
“There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Lunch #Persons
“I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Ends #Parole
“He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Easter #Wrestling #Men
“When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Lasts #Saws
“Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Balls #Tito
“Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wwe #Needs
“The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Wrestling #Wwe #Two
“I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.”
-- Bobby Heenan

#Mom #Dad #Home

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