Bobby Heenan Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.”
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“If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.”
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“Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.”
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“Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.”
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“By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!”
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“When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!”
-- Bobby Heenan -
“You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile”
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“There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.”
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“Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.”
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“The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.”
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“Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.”
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“I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job”
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“It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.”
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“[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.”
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“I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.”
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“If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.”
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“North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?”
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“You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!”
-- Bobby Heenan -
“He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!”
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“Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.”
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“There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.”
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“I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".”
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“He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.”
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“When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?”
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“Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.”
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“Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.”
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“The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.”
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“I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.”
-- Bobby Heenan
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