Cheating quotes

  • The usual sniggering examples of animal behaviour were brought in to explain cheating. Funny how the behaviour of shrews and gibbons is never used to explain table manners or road safety or gardening, only sex. Anyway, it was bad Darwinism. Taking the example of a monkey and applying it to yourself misses the point that animal behaviour is made for the benefit of the species, not as an excuse for the individual. Being incapable of sustaining a stable pair and supporting children is really not in the interests of our species. Neither is it really in the best interests of the philanderer.
    -- A. A. Gill

    #Cheating #Sex #Children

  • Hope! fortune's cheating lottery; when for one prize an hundred blanks there be!
    -- Abraham Cowley

    #Hope #Cheating #Hundred

  • As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice.
    -- Adolf Hitler

    #Christian #Cheating #Justice

  • If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
    -- Al Goldstein

    #Cheating #Stay Strong #Divorce

  • For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.
    -- Al Goldstein

    #Cheating #Choices #Easy

  • Declare your jihad on thirteen enemies you cannot see - Egoism, Arrogance, Conceit, Selfishness, Greed, Lust, Intolerance, Anger, Lying, Cheating, Gossiping and Slandering. If you can master and destroy them, then will be ready to fight the enemy you can see.
    -- Al-Ghazali

    #Cheating #Lying #Islamic

  • Do not let Sunday be taken from you. If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.
    -- Albert Schweitzer

    #Cheating #Taken #Sunday

  • Chocolate is not cheating! After a salty meal, you need a little bit of sweet. This is living, not cheating.
    -- Ali Landry

    #Cheating #Sweet #Chocolate

  • Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.
    -- Allan Sherman

    #Cheating #Grandma #Winning

  • I myself am frustrated in just where sports are at. It's a hard thing when you're out there working every day, and you know that someone else is cheating and they may not necessarily get caught.
    -- Allyson Felix

    #Sports #Cheating #Frustrated

  • Peace in international affairs: a period of cheating between periods of fighting
    -- Ambrose Bierce

    #Cheating #Peace #Fighting

  • Occident: The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient. It is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful subtribe of the Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which they are pleased to call war and commerce. These, also, are the principal industries of the Orient.
    -- Ambrose Bierce

    #Christian #Cheating #Powerful

  • You don't cheat anybody out of their experience, whatever it is.
    -- Andre Agassi

    #Cheating #Cheat

  • There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating?
    -- Andy Rooney

    #Cheating #Coffee #Together

  • Guys that preach verse-by-verse through books of the Bible - that is just cheating. It's cheating because that would be easy, first of all. That isn't how you grow people. No one in the Scripture modeled that.
    -- Andy Stanley

    #Cheating #Book #People

  • If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
    -- Ann Landers

    #Wisdom #Cheating #Men

  • Cheating is not an accident. It's a choice.
    -- Anne Curtis

    #Cheating #Choices #Accidents

  • Roy's wife of Aldivalloch, Wat ye how she cheated me, As I came o'er the braes of Balloch?
    -- Anne Grant

    #Cheating #Wife #Cheated

  • Thou shalt not steal; an empty feat, When it's so lucrative to cheat.
    -- Arthur Hugh Clough

    #Cheating #Stealing #Empty

  • I hate cheating. I won’t put up with it. I don’t do it myself.
    -- Ava Gardner

    #Cheating #Hate #I Hate

  • Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.
    -- B. C. Forbes

    #Cheating #Deception #Cheated

  • Become good at cheating and you never need to become good at anything else.
    -- Banksy

    #Cheating #Art #Graffiti

  • I still think my whole career was accidental. I didn't pursue it. I feel like I'm cheating sometimes.
    -- Ben E. King

    #Cheating #Thinking #Careers

  • There seems to be three ways for a nation to acquire wealth: the first is by war...this is robbery; the second by commerce, which is generally cheating; the third by agriculture, the only honest way.
    -- Benjamin Franklin

    #Cheating #War #Agriculture

  • There seem to be but three ways for a nation to acquire wealth. The first is by war, as the Romans did, in plundering their conquered neighbors. This is robbery. The second by commerce, which is generally cheating. The third by agriculture, the only honest way, wherein man receives a real increase of the seed thrown into the ground, in a kind of continual miracle, wrought by the hand of God in his favor, as a reward for his innocent life and his virtuous industry.
    -- Benjamin Franklin

    #Life #Cheating #Real

  • I think people who sample are cheating. It is like people who do collages. Use all of your own stuff.
    -- Bill Dixon

    #Cheating #Thinking #People

  • Men are more prone to cheating, definitely.
    -- Blu Cantrell

    #Cheating #Men

  • I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
    -- Bobby Heenan

    #Cheating #Successful #Wwe

  • I once threw a water balloon on a girl because I caught her cheating on me. She was kissing my friend and I thought, 'Oh, this can't be happening.' It was bad and I was much older than you think throwing a water balloon. I was 14.
    -- Breckin Meyer

    #Girl #Cheating #Kissing

  • Basically, when I was filming John Tucker the guy that I was seeing for two years was cheating on me. Sophia, Ashanti, and Arielle really became the same girls they are in the movie, and we became best friends. They were there for me so much.
    -- Brittany Snow

    #Girl #Cheating #Years

  • Nobody told me you were cheating, it's just a feeling I had. So if I'm right, you got to lie to me, then I won't feel so bad.
    -- Brook Benton

    #Cheating #Lying #Feelings

  • On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
    -- Bruce Lansky

    #Cheating #Golf #Lied

  • I'd sooner live among people who don't cheat at cards than among people who are earnest about not cheating at cards.
    -- C. S. Lewis

    #Cheating #People #Cards

  • You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male, and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months... and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend.
    -- Caprice Bourret

    #Cheating #Your Boyfriend #Males

  • I have this firm belief that I am who I am for a reason. If I change something, I'm cheating myself of whatever it is I'm supposed to learn from my body. You know, I'm legally blind. I'm 20/750, since I was in fifth grade. I wear glasses and contacts. But I won't even get LASIK.
    -- Carrie Ann Inaba

    #Cheating #Who I Am #Glasses

  • At some point in every racer's life he has to make his peace with cheating. I do not approve of cheating ... at all. Of course, like every successful racer, I differentiate between taking advantage of loopholes in the regulations, stretching the grey areas and outright cheating. In any given racing series I will not start the cheating. If someone else starts it, I will appeal to them and to the officials to stop it. If my efforts do not succeed, then I'll show them how it is done ....
    -- Carroll Smith

    #Cheating #Successful #Effort

  • This is very clever. They have created a system to cheat.
    -- Charles Davenport

    #Cheating #Clever #Cheat

  • Waaa Everybody's cheating but me!
    -- Charles Martinet

    #Cheating

  • I just know that I don't want cheating. I refuse. I deepened myself but I don't believe in myself because my thought is invented.
    -- Clarice Lispector

    #Cheating #Believe #Want

  • Who cares how you get caught? If you're cheating, if you're doing wrong, it doesn't matter what you're doing -- it's wrong.
    -- Clint Bowyer

    #Cheating #Who Cares #Matter

  • You have undertaken to cheat me. I won't sue you, for the law is too slow. I'll ruin you.
    -- Cornelius Vanderbilt

    #Cheating #Revenge #Law

  • I don't dig that two-beat jive the New Orleans cats play. My boys and I have to have four heavy beats to the bar and no cheating.
    -- Count Basie

    #Music #Cheating #Cat

  • Harmony can not thrive in a climate of mistrust, cheating, bullying; mean-spirited competition.
    -- Dalai Lama

    #Motivational #Bullying #Cheating

  • Once you have a genuine sense of concern for others, there’s no room for cheating, bullying or exploitation.
    -- Dalai Lama

    #Cheating #Bullying #Rooms

  • It is necessary to help others, not only in our prayers, but in our daily lives. If we find we cannot help others, the least we can do is to desist from harming them.
    -- Dalai Lama

    #Cheating #Prayer #Helping Others

  • One of the more challenging things in life is not being the guy who does the cheating, but not saying anything about it and going along with it.
    -- Dale Murphy

    #Cheating #Guy #Challenges

  • Because cheating is easier when we can justify our behavior, people often cheat in small amounts: We can come up with an excuse for stealing Post-It notes, but it is much more difficult to come up with an excuse for taking $10,000 from petty cash.
    -- Dan Ariely

    #Cheating #People #Cash

  • It is helpful to think of people as having two fundamental motivations: the desire to see ourselves as honest, good people, and the desire to gain the benefits that come from cheating - on our taxes or on the football field.
    -- Dan Ariely

    #Football #Cheating #Motivation

  • Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."
    -- Dane Cook

    #Funny #Cheating #Eye

  • 'Tis no sin to cheat the devil.
    -- Daniel Defoe

    #Cheating #Devil #Sin

  • Lying and cheating in advertising, in the long run, are commercial suicide. Dishonesty in advertising destroys not only confidence in advertising, but also in the medium which carries the dishonest advertisement. . . . No one can be ill in a community without endangering others; no advertiser can be dishonest without casting suspicion upon others.
    -- Daniel Starch

    #Suicide #Running #Cheating

  • I never had to cheat, I get them with what I got.
    -- Dave Winfield

    #Cheating #Cheat

  • Maybe the best things about celebrity are the things like being able to get that seat on the plane that you wouldn't normally get, but that's kind of like cheating.
    -- David Duchovny

    #Cheating #Able #Kind

  • In Hollywood people lie to each other and cheat each other and then go and play tennis. But I don't want to be a tennis player.
    -- David Geffen

    #Cheating #Lying #Player

  • I never used to kill characters, because I thought killing characters was cheating.
    -- David Hare

    #Cheating #Character #Killing

  • The moment you cheat for the sake of beauty, you know you're an artist.
    -- David Hockney

    #Cheating #Art #Sake

  • Danger comes in many forms, I suppose. For some people, it might be jumping off a bridge or climbing impossible moutains. For others, it could be a tawdry love affair or telling off a mean-looking bus driver because he doesn't like to stop for noisy teenagers. It could be cheating at cards or eating a peanut even though you're allergic. For me, danger might be getting out from the protective cloak of my family and venturing into the world more of my own, even though I don't know what- or who- awaits me.
    -- David Levithan

    #Cheating #Teenager #Mean

  • Humans live in a pit of cheating, exploiting, hurting, incarcerating. Every time, the species wastes some part of what it could be. This waste is poisonous.
    -- David Mitchell

    #Cheating #Hurt #Pits

  • The human species was too fond of lying, cheating, envy, ignorance, self-pity, self-righteousness, and utopian visions that always led to mass murder-but until and if it destroyed itself, it harbored the potential to become nobler, to take responsibility for its actions, to live and let live, and to earn the stewardship of the earth.
    -- Dean Koontz

    #Cheating #Lying #Ignorance

  • All sin is selfish, whether it be lying, cheating, stealing, immorality, covetousness, or idleness. Sin is for one's own ends, not for another's-certainly not for the Lord's ends.
    -- Derek A. Cuthbert

    #Cheating #Selfish #Lying

  • I am often dishonest in my techniques ... I happily admit to cheating, it's all part of the game. I hope some of the fun for the viewer comes from not knowing what's real and what isn't
    -- Derren Brown

    #Cheating #Fun #Real

  • I don't want to live in a bubble, in my craft or in the world...I can't, I would be cheating myself out of my generation and the world we live in.
    -- Diane Lane

    #Cheating #Would Be #Generations

  • I'm a perfectionist. I'm not going to cheat the people.
    -- Dick Dale

    #Cheating #People #Perfectionist

  • Drug use, within entire teams continues unabated. It is planned and deliberate cheating, with complex methods, sophisticated substances and techniques, and the active complicity of doctors, scientists, team officials and riders. There is nothing accidental about it.
    -- Dick Pound

    #Cheating #Team #Doctors

  • Why should I obtain by force that which I can obtain by cheating?
    -- Doc Holliday

    #Cheating #Cowboy #Should

  • The ultimate goal is victory. And if you refuse to work as hard as you possibly can toward that aim, or if you do anything that keeps you from achieving that goal, then you are just cheating yourself.
    -- Don Shula

    #Cheating #Goal #Victory

  • You set a goal to be the best and then you work hard every hour of every day, striving to reach that goal. If you allow yourself to settle for anything less than number one, you are cheating yourself.
    -- Don Shula

    #Cheating #Hard Work #Numbers

  • Telling the truth is the slow, mundane, difficult route to a meaningful life. Anything else is cheating.
    -- Donald Miller

    #Meaningful #Cheating #Telling The Truth

  • If you're not cheating, you're not trying!
    -- Eddie Guerrero

    #Cheating #Trying

  • Nothing's gonna drag me down to a death that's not worth cheating.
    -- Elliott Smith

    #Cheating #Chaos #Drag

  • If thy brother wrongs thee, remember not so much his wrong-doing, but more than ever that he is thy brother.
    -- Epictetus

    #Thank You #Cheating #Brother

  • Someone who thinks the world is always cheating him is right. He is missing that wonderful feeling of trust in someone or something.
    -- Eric Hoffer

    #Trust #Cheating #Thinking

  • The hardest thing to do is to write straight honest prose on human beings. First you have to know the subject; then you have to know how to write. Both take a lifetime to learn, and anybody is cheating who takes politics as a way out. All the outs are too easy, and the thing itself is too hard to do.
    -- Ernest Hemingway

    #Life #Cheating #Writing

  • I feel like writing songs is cheating on acting. It's weird.
    -- Ester Dean

    #Cheating #Song #Writing

  • Well, when I think of ***** I think of an image. You have the advantage over someone, which is a form of cheating. I guess it wouldn't be right unless it was legal for everybody. Reason it's not legal for everybody is because it can hurt people seriously.
    -- Evander Holyfield

    #Cheating #Hurt #Thinking

  • Life is essentially a cheat and its conditions are those of defeat; the redeeming things are not happiness and pleasure but the deeper satisfactions that come out of struggle.
    -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

    #Cheating #Struggle #Satisfaction

  • Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
    -- Fran Lebowitz

    #Funny #Cheating #Children

  • I was always pretty good at school, but a lot of it was memorising, maybe cheating off your mates, stuff that gets you through.
    -- Frank Lampard

    #Cheating #School #Stuff

  • My peers, lately, have found companionship through means of intoxication - it makes them sociable. I, however, cannot force myself to use drugs to cheat on my loneliness - it is all that I have - and when the drugs and alcohol dissipate, will be all that my peers have as well.
    -- Franz Kafka

    #Cheating #Loneliness #Mean

  • My first thought was always a cigarette. It still is, but I haven't cheated.
    -- Frederik Pohl

    #Cheating #Firsts #Cigarette

  • Illegal downloading, digital cheating, and cutting and pasting other people's stuff may be easy, but that doesn't make those activities right.
    -- G. Hannelius

    #Cheating #Cutting #People

  • Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girl's mouth!
    -- Gemma Halliday

    #Girl #Cheating #Fall

  • She's a skank. He's a player. He's cute but almost OD'd last year, so he's a bad bet. She's a two-faced, lying, cheating witch. That's right, Trina, I'm talking to you," she shouted. "By the way," she added just for me, "Trina cusses, which means cussing is trashy, which means my golden rule is to never cuss. I have class. Unlike Trina, the ***** of Birmingham." The last part was, of course, shouted.
    -- Gena Showalter

    #Cute #Cheating #Lying

  • Cheating is a sin, but honest cunning is simply prudence. It is a virtue. To be sure, it has a likeness to roguery, but that cannot be helped. He who has not learned to practice it is a fool.
    -- Giacomo Casanova

    #Cheating #Practice #Fool

  • There is a road from the eye to heart that does not go through the intellect.
    -- Gilbert K. Chesterton

    #Broken Heart #Cheating #Cancer

  • Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's full of them. A couple of idiots actually jumped off the front balcony. Can you picture that?" "In Technicolor," Amy said bitterly. "That low-down KGB reject!" Dan fumed. "I can't believe she cheated me–right when I was in the middle of cheating her!
    -- Gordon Korman

    #Cheating #Couple #Believe

  • Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.
    -- Greg Behrendt

    #Cheating #Betrayal #Betrayal Of Trust

  • Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust. Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out and they're working it out on your time and with your heart. Some cheaters might give you an excuse, some might not have one at all, some might even blame you. No one can tell you exactly what to do when faced with this very complicated and painful situation. But the bottom line is, is this what you had hoped for in a relationship?
    -- Greg Behrendt

    #Cheating #Betrayal #Heart

  • You can't really describe how difficult it is to deal with. It is any athlete's worst nightmare to be accused of cheating by taking drugs. It really is very difficult to put into words how it makes you feel.
    -- Greg Rusedski

    #Cheating #Athlete #Drug

  • They laughed at me and then I shot them. I took their cheating, scheming bones to Miller's cave.
    -- Hank Snow

    #Cheating #Infidelity #Caves

  • What is photojournalism? Occasionally, a very unique photo, in which form is precise and rich enough and content has enough resonance, is sufficient in itself. But that's rarely the case. The elements of a subject that speak to us are often scattered and can't be captured in one photo; we don't have the right to force them together, and to stage them would be cheating...which brings us to the need for photojournalism.
    -- Henri

    #Cheating #Unique #Together

  • A journal takes the place of a confidant, that is, of friend or wife; it becomes a substitute for production, a substitute for country and public. It is a grief-cheating device, a mode of escape and withdrawal; but, factotum as it is, though it takes the place of everything, properly speaking it represents nothing at all...
    -- Henri Frederic Amiel

    #Country #Cheating #Grief

  • Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something.
    -- Henry David Thoreau

    #Inspirational #Cheating #Integrity

  • Where I grew up, learning was a collective activity. But when I got to school and tried to share learning with other students that was called cheating. The curriculum sent the clear message to me that learning was a highly individualistic, almost secretive, endeavor. My working class experience...was disparaged.
    -- Henry Giroux

    #Cheating #Learning #School

  • The whole gospel of Karl Marx can be summed up in a single sentence: Hate the man who is better off than you are. Never under any circumstances admit that his success may be due to his own efforts, to the productive contribution he has made to the whole community. Always attribute his success to the exploitation, the cheating, the more or less open robbery of others. Never under any circumstances admit that your own failure may be owing to your own weakness, or that the failure of anyone else may be due to his own defects - his laziness, incompetence, improvidence, or stupidity.
    -- Henry Hazlitt

    #Cheating #Freedom #Hate

  • The costermongers' boys will, I am informed, cheat their employers, but they do not steal from them.
    -- Henry Mayhew

    #Cheating #Boys #Stealing

  • Frankly, no newspaper is set up to monitor for cheats and fabricators.
    -- Howell Raines

    #Cheating #Cheat #Newspapers

  • What happens to people living in a society where everyone in power is lying, stealing, cheating and killing, and in our hearts we all know this, but the consequences of facing all these lies are so monstrous, we keep on hoping that maybe the corporate government administration and media are on the level with us this time. Americans remind me of survivors of domestic abuse. This is always the hope that this is the very, very, very last time one's ribs get re-broken again.
    -- Inga Muscio

    #Cheating #Lying #Heart

  • Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
    -- Jackie Mason

    #Marriage #Funny Love #Cheating

  • In a way song writing can almost be detrimental, because suddenly you find an outlet that is a kind of cheating. You don't need to have direct communication. You can say, 'I can't describe it to you, but I will record it and send it to you.'
    -- James Blunt

    #Cheating #Song #Communication