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“If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's Day tradition in my family is the annual conversation he and I have where I say, 'Hey, Dad, what do you want for Father's Day this year?' and he says, 'Nothing.' Then I ask my mom what I should get him and she says, 'He likes sandalwood soap, dangly jewelry and Chanel No. 5 perfume.'”
-- Michael Showalter

#Mom #Fathers Day #Dad
“I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories.”
-- Michael Showalter

#Comedian #Stories #Details
“I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world.”
-- Michael Showalter

#Thinking #Views #World
“In real life, comedians aren't funny.”
-- Michael Showalter

#Real #Real Life #Comedian
“I knew that if I was going to write a book, I was going to have to read one, too.”
-- Michael Showalter

#Book #Writing
“I just made a movie. There's a kind of a banter that some people might recognize as being screwball. There are no cell phones, no DVD playersit's set in a timeless Brooklyn. Hopefully, it's a good, old-fashioned movie.”
-- Michael Showalter

#Phones #Dvds #Cells
“A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.”
-- Michael Showalter

#Thinking #People #Feelings
“For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black's tweets.”
-- Michael Showalter

#Mean #Bridges #People
“I tend to a lot of improvisational ranting, and that's fun. For me, stand-up has been, performance-wise, a really good outlet.”
-- Michael Showalter

#Wise #Fun #Outlets
“In my perfect world order, it is cold all the time. Everyone wears sweaters and drinks coffee. People don't speak to each other; they read the newspaper. There is no loud music, and cats are in charge.”
-- Michael Showalter

#Coffee #Cat #Order
“Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.”
-- Michael Showalter

#Thinking #Love Is #Confusing

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