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“It is fitting that yesteryear's swashbuckling newspaper reporter has turned into today's solemn young sobersides nursing a glass of watered white wine after a day of toiling over computer databases in a smoke-free, noise-free newsroom.”
-- Russell Baker

#Wine #Nursing #Glasses

“Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.”
-- Russell Baker

#History #Progress #Done
“The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.”
-- Russell Baker

#Real #Work #Writing
“An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.”
-- Russell Baker

#Education #Information #Educated
“The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.”
-- Russell Baker

#Inspirational #Funny #Travel
“Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture.”
-- Russell Baker

#Life #Helping #Fine
“A solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems.”
-- Russell Baker

#Two #Problem #Solve
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.”
-- Russell Baker

#Summer #Nature #Suffering
“Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.”
-- Russell Baker

#Break Up #Work #Science
“It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.”
-- Russell Baker

#Law #Wallets
“When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.”
-- Russell Baker

#Clever #Two #People
“It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with gourmet status.”
-- Russell Baker

#Grandmother #Funny Thanksgiving #Turkeys
“Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.”
-- Russell Baker

#Love #Misery #Company
“Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.”
-- Russell Baker

#Car #Needs #Fuel
“The worst thing about the miracle of modern communications is the Pavlovian pressure it places upon everyone to communicate whenever a bell rings.”
-- Russell Baker

#Communication #Miracle #Bells
“New York is the only city in the world where you can get run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.”
-- Russell Baker

#Running #New York #Cities
“Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.”
-- Russell Baker

#Children #Growing Up #Parenting
“People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.”
-- Russell Baker

#Funny #Sarcastic #People
“Americans like fat books and thin women.”
-- Russell Baker

#Book #Usa #Moral
“A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.”
-- Russell Baker

#Sunday #America #Political
“There's so much spectating going on that a lot of us never get around to living.”
-- Russell Baker

#Life #Live Life
“A day spent praising the earth and lamenting man's pollutionist history makes you feel like a superior, sensitive soul.”
-- Russell Baker

#Men #Soul #Earth
“Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear.”
-- Russell Baker
“Gerald Boyd was a classic specimen of the self-made man. Born poor, he worked and studied his way up out of poverty under the guidance of his widowed grandmother.”
-- Russell Baker

#Grandmother #Men #Self
“Ireland really is my problem; the breaking point of the huge suppuration which all British and all European society now is”
-- Russell Baker

#Point Break #Problem #British
“After two years studying what rewrite men did with the facts I phoned them, I knew that journalism was essentially a task of stringing together seamlessly an endless series of cliches.”
-- Russell Baker

#Men #Years #Two
“The charm of television entertainment is its ability to bridge the chasm between dinner and bedtime without mental distraction.”
-- Russell Baker

#Bridges #Television #Dinner
“Feel good about linking hands in human chain for good causes.”
-- Russell Baker

#Hands #Feel Good #Causes
“It's good for the soul to hear yourself as others hear you, and next time maybe, just maybe, you will not talk so much, so loudly, so brilliantly, so charmingly, so utterly shamelessly foolishly.”
-- Russell Baker

#Soul #Next #Next Time
“Journalism talk is part of the nonstop background noise of American life.”
-- Russell Baker

#Noise #Journalism #Backgrounds

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