Bob Saget quotes

  • I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
    -- Bob Saget

    #Boys #Years #Car

  • I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.' It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Hate #Reality #People

  • It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Thinking #People #Make You Think

  • Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
    -- Bob Saget

    #People #Interesting #Way

  • The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Thinking #Interesting #Comedy

  • There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that's about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another comedian who I put in high regard as him.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Rocks #Years #Class

  • What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very frustrating.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Phones #Trying #Lines

  • Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Talking #People #Bored

  • I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Missing #Salad #Sauce

  • Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Beautiful #Daughter #Smart

  • My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Insecure #Genuine

  • I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Dirty #Tv Shows #Nuts

  • I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Dirty #Laughing #People

  • I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.
    -- Bob Saget

    #People #Littles #Interviews

  • I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Daughter #Mother #Fun

  • I love my mom! You can too for $12!
    -- Bob Saget

    #Mom #My Mom

  • I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Thinking #Too Much #Comedy

  • Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing. That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Dad #Dark #House

  • I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.
    -- Bob Saget

    #New York #Play #Three

  • It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Jobs #Dirty #Night

  • Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.
    -- Bob Saget

    #People #Aristocracy #Want

  • I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Kids #Guy #Aristocracy

  • 25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Years #Crowds #Urban

  • I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
    -- Bob Saget

    #Sick #World #Want