T Shirt Quotes:

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

- Abraham Lincoln

topic: Wisdom, T Shirt, Shirts

If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college.

- Albert Mohler

topic: Book, College, T Shirt

Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet.... Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.

- Alexandra Potter

source: Alexandra Potter (2004). “Calling Romeo”, p.310, Simon and Schuster

topic: Heart, Done, T Shirt, Been There Done That

Juliet shook her head. The thought of eating anything made her feel nauseous. "No thanks, I'm not hungry." "Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet," nodded Trudy sagely. "Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.

- Alexandra Potter

source: Alexandra Potter (2004). “Calling Romeo”, p.310, Simon and Schuster

topic: Done, Thanks, T Shirt, Been There Done That

Your best T-shirt should be like your bed; it just feels like you are home when you are in it.

- Ashton Kutcher

topic: Home, Bed, T Shirt

I was once a student in a punk T-Shirt hooked on screwed-up scenarios. Thats how I became the esteemed cultural figure that I am today.

- Bruce Sterling

topic: Today, Students, T Shirt, Scenarios

I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet, I wanna be your shower when you sweat.

- Bryan Adams

topic: Sex, Sweat, T Shirt

My uniform is sweatpants, so crusted over with dried paint that they're as hard as a table. I wear T-shirts that are also covered in paint, and Crocs.

- Caio Fonseca

topic: Tables, Uniforms, T Shirt, Sweatpants, Crocs

When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not

- Dane Cook

topic: Want, T Shirt, Shirts

And of course there is nothing better than wearing the same T-shirt for days and not brushing my hair for weeks,

- Daria Werbowy

topic: Hair, T Shirt, Week

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

- Darynda Jones

source: Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.245, St. Martin's Press

topic: T Shirt, Shirts, Behave

Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)

- Darynda Jones

topic: T Shirt, Shirts, Interest

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

- Darynda Jones

topic: Add, Looks, T Shirt

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

- Darynda Jones

topic: Hands, Hey, T Shirt, Lemons, Life Gives You Lemons

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

- Demetri Martin

topic: Saws, T Shirt, Shirts, Transvestites

I also was a huge 'Dukes of Hazzard' fan. I used to have T-shirts that said 'Dierks of Hazzard' custom-made.

- Dierks Bentley

topic: Fans, Dukes, T Shirt, Dukes Of Hazzard

I'm most comfortable in T-shirts, but they have to have some style to them.

- Giada De Laurentiis

topic: Style, T Shirt, Shirts

I live in jeans and own a lot of them. I'm much more comfortable in trousers and T-shirts, and I don't often wear dresses.

- Hayley Mills

topic: Jeans, Dresses, T Shirt

One U.S. hit single and a hit T Shirt in 1985 does not a celebrity make.

- Holly Johnson

topic: Doe, T Shirt, Shirts

been there done that, bought the t-shirt" Chapter 2

- Jeff Lindsay

topic: Done, T Shirt, Shirts, Been There Done That

I'm tight with Zack Ryder so I've had a Zack Ryder t-shirt for quite some time.

- Josh Mathews

topic: Wwe, T Shirt, Shirts

We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt.

- Lev L. Spiro

topic: No Fear, T Shirt, Shirts

I have this old worn-out, skintight T-shirt that I love. That's sexy.

- Liz Vassey

source: "Liz Vassey: Analyze This". Interview with Elizabeth Sanchez, www.mensfitness.com.

topic: Sexy, T Shirt, Shirts

The one thing I will never do is buy a shirt because of its name, especially when it's $600 for that shirt. To me, that's ridiculous. It's just a shirt; it's not worth the money.

- Macklemore

topic: Names, Ridiculous, T Shirt

It was never about having a Mohican haircut or wearing a ripped T-shirt. It was all about destruction, and the creative potential within that.

- Malcolm Mclaren

source: "This much I know" by Malcolm McLaren, www.theguardian.com. November 15, 2008.

topic: Creative, T Shirt, Shirts

I like the sort of 'nothingness' of the jeans and the T-shirt. I feel that's about as close as I can get to the future because it seems like something so old that will always be, so I feel it's a safe bet for the future.

- Marc Jacobs

topic: Jeans, Safe, T Shirt

I loathe the idea of going onstage in a T-shirt and jeans.

- Martin Gore

topic: Ideas, Jeans, T Shirt

My standard uniform is a T-shirt and jeans.

- Matt Bomer

topic: Jeans, Uniforms, T Shirt

Kingsley did the same, except he also removed his T-shirt, showing off his broad chest, tan and smooth. When had Kingsley had time to work on his tan? Mimi wondered.

- Melissa de la Cruz

topic: Mimi, T Shirt, Shirts

I'm a jeans and t-shirt type of girl.

- Nicole Richie

topic: Girl, Jeans, T Shirt, Type Of Girl

I'm a T-shirt-and-Levi's type of a guy.

- Norman Reedus

topic: Guy, T Shirt, Levi's

Shirt collars are very important to me. Putting a very soft shirt collar with a formal suit doesn't work for me at all.

- Ozwald Boateng

topic: Important, Suits, T Shirt, Collars

You can make jeans and a t-shirt super stylish. It's what you make of it, you know?

- Phillip Lim

topic: Jeans, T Shirt, Shirts, Stylish

Was I wearing my 'I'm done with my virginity, please get rid of it for me' T-shirt?

- Rachel Vincent

topic: Done, T Shirt, Shirts

T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.

- Rebecca Romijn

topic: Good Night, Pants, T Shirt

The combination of a blazer over any T-shirt with a pair of jeans is foolproof.

- Ryan Seacrest

topic: Jeans, Pairs, T Shirt, Blazers, Foolproof

NASA has to approve whatever we wear, so there are clothes to choose from, like space shorts - we wear those a lot - and NASA T-shirts.

- Sally Ride

topic: Clothes, Space, T Shirt, Shorts

I simply adore 'The Simpsons.' I go to bed in a 'Simpsons' T-shirt.

- Steven Spielberg

topic: Bed, T Shirt, Shirts

You can drink out of Lincoln's nose. They got the Hard Rock t-shirts. They got Elvis, too.

- Suzy Bogguss

source: Song: Souvenirs, Album: Something Up My Sleeve

topic: Rocks, Noses, T Shirt

I watched him pull his t-shirt over his head. I could put hin on replay doing that and watch it all day...

- Tammara Webber

topic: Watches, T Shirt, Shirts, Replay

I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.

- Tommy Chong

topic: Talking, Fans, T Shirt, Autographs, Signing Autographs

I put the number 7 on my t-shirt because this is the number of my championships but also because it was the number of Barry Sheene, who was a great hero of mine and a truly great racer,

- Valentino Garavani

topic: Hero, Numbers, T Shirt, Racers, Great Hero

My label is just "good farming", which isn't something you can put on a t-shirt.

- Wendell Berry

topic: Labels, T Shirt, Farming

Even when I was just designing T-shirts people really gravitated to them.

- Fred Foster

source: Source: www.highsnobiety.com

topic: People, Design, T Shirt

I'm chillin in my sweats and sneakers and t-shirt. I can do that all day.

- Tweet

topic: Sneakers, Sweat, T Shirt

[People asked me] "Where is your million-dollar shirt?" I'm like, "It's underneath these $25 Hanes T-shirts I've got on."

- J. R. Smith

source: Source: espn.go.com

topic: People, Dollars, T Shirt

I could get a T-shirt that says 'All in for Week 4 of the Preseason.' That's not quite as catchy, and I don't have an endorsement deal with an apparel company. Maybe someone will sign me now. I don't make enough money to get fined. Maybe I'll get a deal with some off-brand or something that sells at Walmart or something.

- Kirk Cousins

topic: Walmart, Catchy, T Shirt, Endorsements

We hope to explain the entire universe in a single, simple formula that you can wear on your T-shirt.

- Leon M. Lederman

topic: Simple, T Shirt, Shirts

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

- Steig Larsson

topic: Done, T Shirt, Shirts, Been There Done That

If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.

- Jerry Seinfeld

topic: Dirty, Problem, T Shirt, Dirty Laundry

I would like to see the Pope wearing my T-shirt.

- Madonna Ciccone

topic: T Shirt, Pope, Shirts

Britney Spears became my talisman. I became obsessed with wearing Britney T-shirts. I felt it would bring me luck. And it did.

- Madonna Ciccone

topic: Luck, T Shirt, Shirts, Talismans

The best dresses are like t-shirts - you just put them on and forget about them.

- Marc Jacobs

topic: Dresses, Forget, T Shirt

I feel like jeans and a T-shirt have become Establishment. Everyone’s dressed down. So actually putting on a jacket is the anti-­Establishment stance.

- Thom Browne

topic: Jeans, T Shirt, Shirts

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

- Darynda Jones

topic: Stupid, T Shirt, Numb, You Can't Fix Stupid

I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT

- Darynda Jones

source: Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.70, Macmillan

topic: Two, Karate, T Shirt

There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt

- Darynda Jones

source: Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.208, Macmillan

topic: T Shirt, Moments, Shirts

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT

- Darynda Jones

source: Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.101, Macmillan

topic: Naps, Want, T Shirt

The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt

- Darynda Jones

source: Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.136, Macmillan

topic: Police, T Shirt, Shirts

I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT

- Darynda Jones

source: Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light: Number 5 in series”, p.34, Hachette UK

topic: T Shirt, Shirts, Virgins

Met them. Killed them. Got the T-shirt.

- Rick Riordan

source: Rick Riordan (2012). “The Serpent's Shadow (The Kane Chronicles Book 3)”, p.18, Penguin UK

topic: T Shirt, Shirts, Mets

If you're a man and you have big tits, don't wear a tight T-shirt, okay? It confuses the children!

- Dennis Miller

source: "Dennis Miller Live", www.imdb.com. 1994-2002.

topic: Children, Men, T Shirt

Sometimes I feel like putting on a blazer with just a T-shirt.

- Big Sean

source: Interview with Sowmya Krishnamurthy, www.askmen.com. June 23, 2011.

topic: Sometimes, T Shirt, Shirts, Blazers

But in some ways, I'm like an old woman - lived it, seen it, done it, been there, have the T-shirt.

- Drew Barrymore

topic: Done, Way, T Shirt

...I'm not going to be able to make things that I can call Kanye West just by making T-shirts.

- Kanye West

topic: Able, West, T Shirt

When I say 'Clean water was only served to the fairer skin,' what I'm saying is we're making product with chitlins. T-shirts! That's the most we can make.

- Kanye West

source: "Zane Lowe. Kanye West. The Interview". Interview with Zane Lowe on BBC Radio 1, www.bbc.co.uk. September 23, 2013.

topic: T Shirt, Shirts, Products

This is my trademark: I rip my T-shirt. I’m into the whole showing-a-bit-of-chest-hair thing.

- Ed Westwick

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Rip, Hair, T Shirt, Trademarks

He wore sweatpants and a T-shirt and had stopped in the middle of the hall, furiously scratching one bare forearm. "Fleas?" I said.

- Kelley Armstrong

topic: Fleas, T Shirt, Shirts, Sweatpants

I love soft-cotton white T-shirts.

- Kevin Hart

topic: White, Cotton, T Shirt

When I dress up, I have to have a lot of help. I was in a T-shirt until a few minutes ago.

- Kristen Stewart

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Dresses, Helping, T Shirt

...I'm so over the tattoos and the T-shirts and rings through the noses. It's not pretty, it's not pleasant, it's not exciting. Please stop it now.

- Elton John

source: "Elton John Slams American Rocker Style: “I’m So Over The Tattoos And The T-Shirts And Rings Through The Noses. It’s Not Pretty”...", www.huffingtonpost.com. March 28, 2008.

topic: Tattoo, Noses, T Shirt, Not Pretty

You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue

- Eoin Colfer

topic: Clue, T Shirt, Shirts

So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt.

- Eoin Colfer

source: Eoin Colfer (2010). “Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex”, p.182, Penguin UK

topic: Jeans, T Shirt, Shirts

I know end might be near as this is only day of my adulthood I’ve seen my mother and she hasn’t asked, ‘Why that shirt?’

- Scott Simon

source: Scott Simon (2015). “Unforgettable: A Son, a Mother, and the Lessons of a Lifetime”, p.201, Macmillan

topic: Mother, Might, T Shirt

Only Jace, Clary thought, could look cool in pajama bottoms and an old T-shirt, but he pulled it off, probably through sheer force of will. -pg. 329-

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2015). “City of Bones: TV Tie-in”, p.329, Simon and Schuster

topic: Looks, Force Of Will, T Shirt

What I've always loved to do is build a brand that's so cool that you want to wear their T-shirt.

- Lee Clow

source: "Lee Clow on What's Changed Since '1984'". Interview with Bob Garfield, adage.com. June 11, 2007.

topic: Want, T Shirt, Shirts

No offense but I don't relish being someone's science experiment. Been there, done that, and sold the T-shirt for profit. (Sebastian)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

topic: Done, T Shirt, Shirts, Been There Done That

What was Dionysus going to go? Send him back to his hellish isolation? He’d been there, done that, and had the Ozzy T-shirt to prove it.’ (Styxx)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

source: Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Night Pleasures/Night Embrace”, p.447, Macmillan

topic: Done, Isolation, T Shirt, Dionysus, Been There Done That

If this were the fifties, she’d be checking Sam’s collars for lipstick stains. (Did people do that anymore? Why did women kiss collars, anyway? Besides, Sam almost always wore T-shirts.)

- Charlaine Harris

source: Charlaine Harris (2012). “Deadlocked: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel”, p.79, Penguin

topic: Kissing, People, T Shirt

I'm pretty low-key; you'll often find me in jeans, a T-shirt and sweatshirt.

- Olivia Wilde

source: "Cheers: Olivia Wilde On 'Drinking Buddies' and Working With Her Fiancé Jason Sudeikis" by Lorraine Cwelich, www.elle.com. August 22, 2013.

topic: Keys, Jeans, T Shirt, Low Key, Sweatshirts

I know dead. I've been there, done that and got the freakin' T-shirt.

- P. C. Cast

topic: Done, T Shirt, Shirts, Been There Done That