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“I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Party #Talking #Ideas
“No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Blood #Bigs #Tricks
“Anybody can be charming if they don't mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying. Happily, I don't have a conscience. I say them.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Stupid #People #Mind
“Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Dirty #Use #Language
“Weren't we all crazy in our sleep? What was sleep, after all, but the process by which we dumped our insanity into a dark subconscious pit and came out on the other side ready to eat cereal instead of our neighbor's children?”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Children #Crazy #Sleep
“Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Interesting #Obligation
“I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Book #Instruction #Situation
“But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Moving #Might #Way
“Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Afternoon #Chance #Showers
“We can't always do what we think we have to do. So when there's nothing else you can do, you wait... No matter what... pressure... you might feel.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Thinking #Waiting #Might
“Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Sheep #Wonderful #Used
“I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Mean #Breakfast #Firsts
“As I've said, freedom is really an illusion. Anytime we think we have a real choice, it just means we haven't seen the shotgun aimed at our navel.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Real #Mean #Thinking
“Dying makes everyone weaker, subject to painful insight, and not always insight into any kind of special truth - it's just the approaching end that makes people want to believe they are seeing something in the line of a great revelation.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Believe #People #Special
“First things first has always been my motto, mostly because it makes absolutely no sense - after all, if first things were second or third, they wouldn't be first things, would they? Still, cliches exist to comfort the feeble minded, not to provide any actual meaning.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Comfort #Firsts #Cliche
“Have you noticed how difficult it is just to get along in the world? If you're no good at all in your job, people treat you badly and eventually you will be unemployed. And if you're a little better than competent, everyone expects miracles from you, every single time. Like most of life, it's a no-win situation. And if you dare to mention it, no matter how creatively you phrase your complaints, you are shunned as a whiner.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Jobs #Winning #People
“The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, and at the moment I had both. How wonderful it was to be me.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Happy Life #Keys #Accomplishment
“And as always seems to happen when I have reached the point where I am ready to take decisive action, everything began to happen at once.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Action #Ready
“I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Mean #Kind #Persons
“It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that they come to with their problems.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Nice #Problem #Reason
“...being torn apart by far too many loyalties that could not possibly live together in the same brain.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Loyalty #Brain #Together
“It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Incompetence
“What to wear? I could think of no guidelines on what we were wearing this season to a party forced on you to celebrate an unwanted engagement that might turn into a violent confrontation with a vengeful maniac. Clearly brown shoes were out, but beyond that nothing really seemed de rigueur.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Party #Thinking #Shoes
“Stop the nurse like the monkey.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Nurse #Monkeys
“In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they try, they have found no way yet to prevent the arrival of Monday morning. And they do try, of course, but Monday always comes, and all the drones have to scuttle back to their dreary workday lives of meaningless toin and suffering.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Monday #Morning #Long
“â€¦a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark Passenger, which slid forward and bellowed back.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Dark #Challenges #Black
“I think people understand things different when they get older. Itâ€™s not a question of getting soft, or seeing things in the gray areas instead of black and white. I really believe Iâ€™m just understanding things different. Better.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Believe #Black And White #Thinking
“I looked around the store and what I saw was not very encouraging. There were rows and rows of violent toys...aisle after aisle of training devices for recreational slaughter. No wonder our world was such a mean and violent place...if we teach children that killing is fun, can we really be surprised if now and then someone is smart enough to learn?”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Fun #Children #Smart
“you canâ€™t use logic on human behavior.”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#Use #Logic #Behavior
“I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter”
-- Jeff Lindsay

#People #Fake #Everyday

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