Quotes and Sayings About Monkeys
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When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.
-- Alan Garner -
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will the result of my action be a blessing or a heavy burden?
-- Alfred Armand Montapert -
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.
-- Alvah Bessie -
Millions and millions of exuberant monkeys are creating an endless digital forest of mediocrity.
-- Andrew Keen -
I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, there is no reason to attack the monkey when the organ grinder is present.
-- Aneurin Bevan -
Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder.
-- Aneurin Bevan -
You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town
-- Anne Lamott -
I was like a packet of powdered Sea Monkeys and they were like water.
-- Augusten Burroughs -
I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child.
-- Augusten Burroughs -
God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.
-- Billy Sunday -
Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like.
-- Bob Dylan -
Artists are not your art monkeys. They are your collaborators. They should be given all due consideration to follow their journey.
-- Brian Michael Bendis -
The fact that there are bigger injustices and wrongs doesn't make it right to sacrifice an innocent monkey. It doesn't alter the case at all.
-- Brigid Brophy -
A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts,
-- Burton Malkiel -
Silence is of the gods; only monkeys chatter.
-- Buster Keaton -
In Mozambique, the story goes, monkeys do not talk, because they know if they utter even a single word some man will come and put them to work.
-- Carl Sagan -
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
-- Charles Darwin -
We are ashamed at the sight of a monkey--somehow as we are shy of poor relations.
-- Charles Lamb -
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez -
[monkeys] are used only when no other species and no alternatice approach can provide the answers to questions about such conditions as Alzhemers, stroke, Parkinson's, spinal injury, hormone disorders, and vaccines for HIV
-- Colin Blakemore -
Cardboard cutouts of cheerleaders operated by arthritic monkeys would move more fluidly.
-- Courtney Summers -
My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery.
-- Dashiell Hammett -
You monkeys only think you’re running things,
-- Dennis McKenna -
A few months ago, I had the pleasure of actually visiting the Playboy Mansion. I saw the peacocks, fed grapes to the monkeys, and even braved the fabled Grotto. After seeing the estate, I understood why anyone would be reluctant to leave.
-- Diablo Cody -
Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'.
-- Donald Rumsfeld -
Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.
-- Dorothy Salisbury Davis -
Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey.
-- Doug Dorst
