Chi Chi Rodriguez Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

“They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Sick Quotes #Meat Quotes #Care Quotes
“The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes #Firsts Quotes #Bottles Quotes
“When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Husband Quotes #Men Quotes #Wife Quotes
“Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Sports Quotes #Past Quotes #Envy Quotes
“After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes #Years Quotes #Play Quotes
“Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Fun Quotes #Golf Quotes #Clothes Quotes
“I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Wells Quotes
“I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes #Three Quotes #Fear Of Death Quotes
“I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes
“He told me just to keep the ball low.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes #Balls Quotes #Lows Quotes
“Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes #Games Quotes #Remember Quotes
“Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Holes Quotes #More Time Quotes
“Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes #Men Quotes #Thinking Quotes
“No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Practice Quotes #Luck Quotes
“I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes #Wife Quotes #Credit Quotes
“Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Sports Quotes #Golf Quotes #Enjoy Quotes
“Maintain a childhood enthusiasm for the game of golf.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes #Games Quotes #Childhood Quotes
“When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Sports Quotes #Golf Quotes #Winning Quotes
“I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes
“Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes #Giving Quotes #Monkeys Quotes
“Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes #League Quotes #Winner Quotes
“The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes #Bags Quotes #Woods Quotes
“A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes #Balls Quotes #Clock Quotes
“When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes #Player Quotes #Iron Quotes
“Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Cutting Quotes #Golf Quotes #Hot Quotes
“Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes #Legends Quotes #Spare Time Quotes
“Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Failure Quotes #Winning Quotes #Looks Quotes
“I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes #Remember Quotes #Bigs Quotes
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Health Quotes #Blue Quotes #Meat Quotes
“Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.”
-- Chi Chi Rodriguez

#Golf Quotes #Land Quotes #Two Quotes

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