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“If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#If There Is A God #Plans
“If you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Block #Drama #Believe
“If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Funny #Elephants #Acid
“Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it's very, "More, give me more of that stuff," because serotonin is being released in the brain. So it's basically, everyone becomes serotonin junkies, and we are serotonin dealers. And that's what being a comedian is about.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Giving #Comedian #Brain
“Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Country #Horse #Animal
“If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian's comedian, it just won't sit well. But I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that label.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Comedian #Labels #Well Known
“I just believe in the #â€Ž goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Believe #People #Just Believe
“I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Book #Dyslexic #Persons
“Theyâ€™re not womenâ€™s clothes. Theyâ€™re my clothes. I bought them.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Clothes
“The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be truthful and funny, but if you're not truthful in a drama than the audience leaves you.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Drama #Lines #Comedy
“I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Funny #Sarcastic #Sarcasm
“I don't believe in God. I believe gods and devils are within us. It's our own battle. Our life's battle is to appeal to the gods within us, and to fight the devils within us.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Believe #Fighting #Battle
“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Gun #People #Monkeys
“When I was seven, I said, "I want to act." When I was 10, I realized that films exist, and I wanted to be in them. Not a comedian, I wanted to be a dramatic actor. Films just seemed such fun, and like such a great thing to do.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Fun #Comedian #Want
“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Funny #Witty #Coffee
“I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Thinking #People #Politician
“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Funny #Witty #Humorous
“I am encyclopaedic on World War II. My dad took me to D-Day beaches when I was a kid. I was there four years ago - every five years they have a remembrance on D-Day beaches and I would have liked to have been there and done my bit.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Beach #Dad #War
“Youâ€™ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act before you can act. You have to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. Youâ€™ve got to believe.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Believe #Astronaut
“Learning that you have stamina is an excellent thing to know. If a project fails, I know I can pick myself up.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Failing #Excellent #Projects
“There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD!”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Funny #Snowboarding #Two
“If you think about determination, if people have a heart and are determined, they can get to that place. But there are a lot of negative people who were enormously determined. All the Nazis were determined. They wanted to murder everyone. Everyone with a bad heart, who doesn't care about people, I wish they hadn't started.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Determination #Heart #Thinking
“Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Eye #Fire #Soul
“This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a flask of coffee.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Coffee #Feet #Twelve
“I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Strong #Coffee #Hot
“Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Kids #Scrabble #Nazi
“I love the fact that trying is respected. The American Dream: if you try, if you build it, they will come. I love that. It's honorable.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Dream #Trying #Facts
“I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Comedy
“In Britain we have a very powerful tabloid culture with celebrities on the front page crying with their make-up smeared and tears, and it's kind of what you'd expect from someone who likes to dress up that way.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Powerful #Tears #Dresses
“And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.”
-- Eddie Izzard

#Funny #Sex #Night

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