Uterus quotes

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!
-- Andrew Dice Clay

#Kids #Shoes #Uterus
When a man can't explain a woman's actions, the first thing he thinks of is the condition of her uterus.
-- Clare Boothe Luce

#Men #Thinking #Uterus
I had a few fibroids removed, and they left me with a Grand Canyon of scar tissue in my uterus. The doctors weren't sure I'd be able to reproduce. I was prepared for a rough road, and then out of nowhere we conceived.
-- Holly Marie Combs

#Doctors #Able #Uterus
There is no other organ quite like the uterus. If men had such an organ they would brag about it. So should we
-- Ina May Gaskin

#Men #Uterus #Should
Women are not supposed to have uteruses, especially in poems.
-- Maxine Kumin

#Women #Poetry #Uterus
We have lived through the era when happiness was a warm puppy, and the era when happiness was a dry martini, and now we have come to the era when happiness is 'knowing what your uterus looks like'.
-- Nora Ephron

#Knowing #Uterus #Looks
I'm marrying you, not your uterus.
-- Pamela Clare

#Love #Uterus
The question was asked, how can you be a mother and a congresswoman? I said, I have a brain, I have a uterus and they both work.
-- Patricia Schroeder

#Mother #Brain #Uterus
I have a brain, I have a uterus, and they both work.
-- Patricia Schroeder

#Brain #Uterus

It's my story ["Selling Isobel"].I chose to write a screenplay about it because I think film is the quickest medium to get a story out, rather than writing a book.
Years ago I was in a band called Two Lane Blacktop - we deliberately named ourselves after the 'Two-Lane Blacktop' movie, 'cuz it's a car chase movie. All our songs were based on movies, every single song. I love movies, and that was something that me and the singer in Two Lane Blacktop bonded over - we were design students together, we did a film-class together, so we became obsessed with movies. It's followed me around ever since then, it's a constant theme.
To some extent, we are all labeled by what we're able to achieve. But more importantly, we are defined by what we attempt.
After he has been following Christ for a long time, the disciple of Jesus will be asked, "Lacked ye anything?" and he will answer "Nothing, Lord." How could he when he knows that despite hunger and nakedness, persecution and danger, the Lord is always at his side?
There is no labor from which most people shrink as they do from that of sustained and consecutive thought; it is the hardest work in the world
I'm surprised you know that," I say quietly, " since you left halfway through my one and only fight." "It wasn't something I wanted to watch." he says. What's that supposed to mean?
The Maze is a painting of the inside of my skull, which I painted when I was in England as a patient in Maudsley and Netherne psychiatric hospitals. It is a story of my life, well in the sense that people tell stories by the fireplace to entertain their guests, trying to make them accept you. In this case I wanted to be accepted, as an interesting specimen.
Hate doesn't end hate. Love ends hate.
It is better to be 'sexy' than 'not sexy'
You must recognize that we train the people in our lives how to treat us.