Twits quotes

What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit.
-- Molly Ivins

#Citizens #Twits #Egocentric
Mr. Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And, now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit than ever.
-- Roald Dahl

#Age #Bigger #Twits
I can't figure Twitter out. The way Twitter is formatted, I can't tell who is saying something and who's replying to something. I don't know who the tweeter is and who's responding to the twit.
-- Rush Limbaugh

#Way #Figures #Twits
There are few things less stylish than a boring, self absorbed twit.
-- Karen Karbo

#Self #Boring #Twits
I'm glad to be able to announce that the UK now has it's very own mindless twit. || Either that or he's a damn good satirist.
-- Tim Worstall

#Able #Twits #Damn

At this point, I'm spoiled. I've actually had a really blessed career.
I think George Bush is one of the most duplicitous presidents we've ever had.
I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed
A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus; and you can no more make yourself one than you can make yourself a giraffe.
We have a small wish in 2008. We would like to conquer Asia.
Cherish your human connections: your relationships with friends and family.
as we age we are more alive than seems likely, convenient, or even bearble. Too often our problem is the fervor of life within us. My dear fellow octogenarians, how are we to carry so much life, and what are we to do with it?
In the war of magic and religion, is magic ultimately the victor? Perhaps priest and magician were once one, but the priest, learning humility in the face of God, discarded the spell for prayer.
I keep one simple rule that I only move in one direction - I write the book straight through from beginning to end. By following time's arrow, I keep myself sane.
I've talked to a few writers who have had childhood illnesses. The sense of convalescence - the feeling that you're waiting to become a real person - is quite an interesting thing. You're seeing all of your friends doing amazing things and you're just there, in a void, feeling a bit stupid. I wouldn't be able to say what I'd have been like without it, but maybe I'd be incredibly high-powered and successful. It also forced me to spend most of my time in my imagination.