100+ Rush Limbaugh Quotes | InspiringQuotes.us

source: - "‘White guilt’? Forget it: Whites have ‘done more to end’ slavery than ‘any other race,’ says Rush Limbaugh" by Clare Kim, www.msnbc.com. July 22, 2013.

Topics: Race, People, Guilt

Conservatism is not the problem. Conservatism is the founding of this country, essentially. Conservatism isn't even really an ideology. Conservatism is just what is right, proper, decent, and moral. That's all it is.

Topics: Country, Moral, Problem

We live in a world of intolerance masked as tolerance.

Topics: Tolerance, World, Intolerance

This is so classic. Government comes along under the guise of fairness, fixes something, gonna make it fair, gonna make it equal, gonna make it affordable, maybe even make it free. What they end up doing is blowing it all to hell, screwing it up worse than it's ever been screwed up, then their voters bellyache and complain about it. And the same Democrats come back and demand that something be done, because their voters need a second chance.

Topics: Second Chance, Government, Needs, Blowing It

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

Topics: Thinking, Cigar, Enjoyment

There isn't a single government agency that can't function. There's more money in this federal government, there's more money allocated than these people can possibly spend. They have to concoct asinine ways to spend it, like advertising for new food stamp users. I've gotten to the point, I'm just so righteously indignant and offended at the very idea that our government could ever run out of money when we've got a printing press, for crying out loud. Printed three and a half trillion dollars over seven years and flooded Wall Street with it.

Topics: Running, Wall, Government, Food Stamps, Government Agencies

If you ever find that you only have an hour to live .... spend it with a liberal and it will seem like a year.

Topics: Years, Hours

Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority.

Topics: Husband, Want, Happy Marriage

For government to give, it must first take away.

Topics: Government, Giving, Firsts

I am just stupefied here. The left has officially stamped it now: Oil is a villain. Now, please ask yourselves: When did this start?

Topics: Oil, Villain, Liberalism

I don't know whether to admit it or not. You think I should tell them, Snerdley? Okay. Folks, some good friends of mine who live here in Palm Beach bought a Smart Car... and there's a picture of me in it.

Topics: Beach, Smart, Good Friend, Palm Beach

Well, Rush, look what happened? 9/11 happened, and we didn't know it in advance. That's right, we got hit, we got hit big time. We need a new agency to make sure it doesn't happen again, Rush." And that was the excuse for starting Department of Homeland Security. The government grows and grows and grows and grows, and what do we get? Little old ladies wanded, scanned for bombs and weapons under their skirts next to the incontinence diapers. A bunch safer.

Topics: Government, Agency, Needs, Incontinence, New Age

None of the people who wrote Obamacare want anything to do with it. None of the people responsible for Obamacare can afford it. They all want subsidies. None of the people that gave us Obamacare have any desire to actually go to HealthCare.gov and sign up. That's for you and me to have to do.

Topics: Obamacare, People, Desire

I'm all for education. Education ideally happens every moment of the day for people. Education is something that should never stop. The Limbaugh Institute, there are no graduates and no degrees 'cause the learning never stops here. You know, education's a pretty big umbrella.

Topics: People, Causes, Degrees

The culture war is between the winners and those who think they're losers who want to become winners. The losers think the only way they can become winners is by banding together all the losers and them empowering a leader of the losers to make things right for them.

Topics: War, Thinking, Leader, Make Things Right, Banding Together

The vast majority of the rich in this country did not inherit their wealth; they earned it. They are the country's achievers, producers, and job creators.

Topics: Country, Jobs, Majority, Job Creators

How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that "no" means "yes" if you know how to spot it? Let me tell you something. In this modern world, that is simply not tolerated. People aren't even gonna try to understand that one. I mean, it used to be said it was a clichÃ©. It used to be part of the advice young boys were given.

Topics: Mean, Boys, People

The real issue, as far as Democrats are concerned, is the number of people receiving something from the government. This is exactly what Franklin Delano Roosevelt had in mind when he created this monster. And Clinton is planning to expand it beyond Roosevelt's wildest dreams.

Topics: Dream, Real, Government, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Wildest Dreams

Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal.

Topics: Usa, Gentleman, United States, Ladies And Gentlemen

We need to shut down this Gitmo prison? Well, don't shut it down -- we just need to start an advertising campaign. We need to call it, "Gitmo, the Muslim resort." Any resort that treated people like this would have ads all over the New York Times trying to get people to come down and visit for some R&R, for some rest and relaxation.

Topics: New York, People, Relaxation, Gitmo

Net neutrality would require that every search engine produce an equal number of results that satisfy every disagreement about [every] issue.... Just think of it as Fairness Doctrine for the Internet. I'm not making this up.

Topics: Thinking, Numbers, Issues, Search Engine, Net Neutrality

Nobody in a leadership level in American politics is trying to inspire the American people. Everybody needs to be goosed. The vast majority of people are not self-starters.

Topics: Self, People, Inspire, Starters

Most people have this protective view of the presidency. Anybody who holds the office is always gonna get the benefit of the doubt unless the media spends four years destroying them like they did Bush, and with Bush not returning fire.

Topics: Fire, Views, Media, Benefit Of The Doubt

Most men would love to be stared at by women. Don't doubt me on this. And my guess is that most women are actually intrigued by it and have developed techniques and skills for dealing with it. Don't doubt me.

Topics: Men, Skills, Doubt, Dealing With It, Doubt Me

Most liberals I know do not consider themselves to even be liberals. They just think of you and me as conservatives, and that means, therefore, we're odd and we're kooks and maybe extreme and maybe mean.

Topics: Mean, Thinking, Odd

So, Ms. Fluke and the rest of you feminazis, here's the deal: If we are going to pay for you to have sex, we want something for it, and I'll tell you what it is -- we want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.

Topics: Sex, Video, Want, Flukes

So I shamelessly say, no, I want [Obama] to fail, if his agenda is a far-left collectivism, some people say socialism, as a conservative heartfelt, deeply, why would I want socialism to succeed?

Topics: People, Heartfelt, Agendas

It's about panic. It's about fear. It's about instilling the American populace with terror, dread, and apprehension about the future. It's all about making you think that your way of life is "destroying the world." America is the root of all evil in the world, according to the environmentalist wackos. You, the citizens of the United States, are ruining everything.

Topics: Thinking, Roots, America, Ruining Everything

We have the most liberal, the most leftist candidate who has ever run for president in my lifetime; he's a sitting duck. This guy's policies are aimed at destroying the age of American greatness.

Topics: Running, Greatness, Ducks, American Greatness

The fact that we're spending $700 billion a year on oil is actually a good thing; it means we have the prosperity to do it. It means that oil's being used, and oil is the fuel for the engine of freedom.

Topics: Mean, Years, Oil

That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires.

Topics: Stupid, African American, Hateful

Obama wouldn't have been voted president if he weren't black. Somebody asked me over the weekend why does somebody earn a lot of money have a lot of money, because she's black. It was Oprah. No, it can't be. Yes, it is. There's a lot of guilt out there, show we're not racists, we'll make this person wealthy and big and famous and so forth.... If Obama weren't black he'd be a tour guide in Honolulu or he'd be teaching Saul Alinsky constitutional law or lecturing on it in Chicago.

Topics: Stupid, Teaching, Weekend, Lecturing, Constitutional Law

He discusses his service in Iraq, the wounds he suffered there, and he says to me in this ad, 'Until you have the guts to call me a 'phony soldier' to my face, stop telling lies about my service.' You know, this is such a blatant use of a valiant combat veteran, lying to him about what I said, then strapping those lies to his belt, sending him out via the media in a TV ad to walk into as many people as he can walk into.

Topics: Lying, Stupid, Media, Combat Veterans, Blatant Lies

Everybody wants to be loved by everybody, and they'll do everything they can to be loved, including not be who they really are, from person to person.

Topics: Want, Persons

Everybody in life is pursuing money: left, right, charity, nonprofits, everybody's pursuing money. Everybody wants a raise. Everybody wants to improve their standard of living. Everybody wants to be rich, and especially those that go to Washington.

Topics: Charity, Want, Nonprofits, Standards Of Living

Every Republican is on record as saying Obamacare is unacceptable, intolerable, and they're gonna do everything they could to keep it from happening. But, at the moment of truth, they're not.

Topics: Obamacare, Records, Republican, Moment Of Truth

Do you realize, when Mandela was inaugurated president, he invited as his special guests the white jailers from his Robben Island prison? He literally did forgive everybody.

Topics: Islands, White, Forgiving, Jailer

Democrat women lead the way in showing other women how to be stepped on and diminished by men. That's what they do, for a payoff somewhere down the line.

Topics: Men, Lines, Way, Payoff

By the way, I don't mean to pick nits here, but Obama has just ordered the flag at half-mast for 10 days for Mandela. He did not order the flag at half-mast at all for Lady Thatcher.

Topics: Mean, Order, Flags, Masts

Being a conservative union member is almost like being an actor in Hollywood: You don't dare say it, or you might be injured on the job, or you might be laid off, or your family might have something happen to them.

Topics: Jobs, Hollywood, Actors, Laid Off

As far as I'm concerned, the people who aren't paying taxes don't get to run around claiming that they built everything, that the built the roads and that they built the bridges and so forth.

Topics: Running, Bridges, People, Paying Taxes

After the Republican Party did everything that Colin Powell says it needs to do to grow, and nominated the very kind of candidate he wanted in 2008, what did Powell do? He endorsed Obama! So according to the Drive-Bys and David Gergen, Republicans should let somebody who campaigned and voted for Obama, tell us how to build our party.

Topics: Party, Needs, Kind

A United States collapse would be much different than a Greece collapse. Greece can collapse, and there's a ripple. We collapse, and the world feels it.

Topics: United States, Different, Would Be

When a nominee for the Supreme Court, one of only nine lifetime appointments, makes an overtly brazen racist comment about tens of millions of American citizens, we don't need lectures. What we need to do is to confront her with what she said and what it says about her.

Topics: Needs, Citizens, Racist, Brazen

A bunch of liberals wanted to outlaw men gazing at women because the gaze was said to objectify women. Sorry, liberals, it can't be helped among the heterosexual crowd.

Topics: Sorry, Men, Gazing

As far as the media's concerned, Mrs. Obama deserves this. Look at the sordid past. Look at our slave past, look at the discriminatory past. It's only fair that people of color get their taste of the wealth of America too.

Topics: Stupid, Past, Media

What Mr. Loughner knows is that he has the full support of a major political party in this country ... he knows that ... the Democrat party is attempting to find anybody but him to blame. He knows if he plays his cards right, he's just a victim. ... This guy clearly understands he's getting all the attention and he understands he's got a political party doing everything it can, plus a local sheriff doing everything that they can to make sure he's not convicted of murder -- but something lesser.

Topics: Country, Stupid, Party

There's nothing to Obama - nothing but platitudes. When it's time to get to the substance, we get contradictions and confusions. We don't think that he knows what he's talking about because it's true: He doesn't.

Topics: Thinking, Talking, Confusion, Platitudes

If Romney would go ideological in explaining Obama, it would help. We gotta stop the, 'He's a nice guy' stuff. Nice guys don't do what Obama is doing. Nice guys don't say and do and act the way Obama is saying, doing, and acting.

Topics: Nice, Guy, Acting

I go back and forth as to whether I think Nancy Pelosi's really this dumb or not. Although, every time I hear her speak I get closer and closer to concluding that she is this dumb.

Topics: Thinking, Dumb, Speak, Concluding

What we need to do is stop global warming; that's the only way to stop your peanut butter cups from melting. And if that doesn't do the trick, then put them in the fridge. Or better yet, eat them.

Topics: Melting, Way, Cups

I've had some Democrat African-American leaders tell me they're really not all that comfortable with Obama as the lead at the MLK festivities 'cause he's not down for the struggle. He does not have that in his roots.

Topics: Struggle, Roots, Leader, Festivities

I will be the first to admit that getting votes and getting an audience are two different things. For example, a politician really can't be elected if he's hated by half the people. A talk show host, however, can be an overwhelming national phenomenon while being hated by half the people.

source: - Tamar Myers (2008). “As the World Churns”, p.82, NYLA

Topics: Two, People, Example, Being Hated, Talk Shows

I want anyone who believes in life, liberty, pursuit of happiness to succeed. And I want any force, any person, any element of an overarching Big Government that would stop your success, I want that organization, that element or that person to fail. I want you to succeed.

Topics: Believe, Pursuit Of Happiness, Government

I never open the newspaper, never. I never go to a website; I never turn on the T.V. hoping to find something I can attack. It isn't what I do. I defend.

Topics: Newspapers, Website, Turns

I had to learn early on that where conservatives are concerned, the truth about them is the last thing anybody wants to report. It's the lies and distortions, the mischaracterizations, the character assassinations, that people want to report.

Topics: Lying, Character, People, Character Assassination

I do not believe that Obama is smarter than anybody else. I do not believe he has cut a new path and is a politician unlike any we've ever seen regarding his intellect. I don't believe any of this hocus-pocus. I didn't believe it when they said it about Hillary, Smartest Woman in the World.

Topics: Believe, Cutting, World, Hocus Pocus, New Paths

I can't tell you the number of times in high school I was allowed to be disappointed for not making the grade; it's a part of life. So the young students who are being taught by radical leftists in this country today are going to end up growing up in a world for which they are totally unprepared and unequipped.

Topics: Country, Growing Up, School, Unprepared, Young Students

I can't figure Twitter out. The way Twitter is formatted, I can't tell who is saying something and who's replying to something. I don't know who the tweeter is and who's responding to the twit.

Topics: Way, Figures, Twits, Replying

Would you pull the lever for yourself, Ben Affleck? What has Barack Obama meant to your movie career, Ben?

Topics: Careers, Levers, Liberalism

An undeniable truth is that while Obama and Pelosi and George Soros and whoever else tell you and me to get off oil, they won't - they're the elites. They're smarter, they're running the world, and they have to be able to get to where they have to go.

Topics: Running, Oil, World

I'll just say this: The last problem Paris Hilton has is being in a John McCain ad.

Topics: Paris, Lasts, Problem

The idea of going back to college scares me, and I didn't even go. I went to college for one year, two semesters. If you add up the total time, I probably didn't even go one semester.

Topics: College, Years, Ideas, Semester, Back To College

You know I have always tried to be honest with you and open about my life, so I need to tell you that part of what you have heard and read is correct. I am addicted to prescription pain medication.

Topics: Pain, Needs, Honest

Too many whites are getting away with drug use...Too many whites are getting away with drug sales...The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them, and send them up the river, too.

Topics: Rivers, Drug, Answers

Government barriers on Business For example, the Endangered Species Act prevents 'disturbing the habitat' of the spotted owl. That has restricted 4.2 million acres of forest from development, leading to the loss of 30,000 lumber-related jobs and the annual loss of 1.1 billion board feet of lumber. This has driven up the cost of houses by at least $4,000 each. In addition, regulators ordered a Kansas City bank to install a Braille keypad on its drive-through automatic teller machine, presumably to aid any blind drivers. The list goes on and on.

Topics: Jobs, Business, Loss, Lumber, Endangered Species Act

Feminists want to be treated as equals, but at the same time they want special treatment.

Topics: Time, Feminist, Special, Special Treatment

Right. So you go into Darfur and you go into South Africa, you get rid of the white government there. You put sanctions on them. You stand behind Nelson Mandela - who was bankrolled by communists for a time, had the support of certain communist leaders. You go to Ethiopia. You do the same thing.

Topics: White, Government, Support, Darfur, Communist Leaders

They're 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares?

Topics: Racist, Care, Population

We need segregated buses... This is Obama's America.

Topics: America, Needs, Racist

Obama's entire economic program is reparations.

Topics: Racist, Economic, Program, Reparations

It's too easy to find people who've failed and are embittered. The best thing you can do is hang around people who've succeeded and are happy doing what you want to do. Learn from them.

Topics: People, Rejection, Doing What You Want, Overcoming Rejection

As soon as I learned what the smell of bacon was, I learned how to make it.

Topics: Smell

When I talk to people who believe in this global warming crap... it's fake science. They may have educations and degrees that say they are scientists, but they're not. They're political hacks and leftists.

Topics: Believe, People, Political

If you want to make a Conservative angry, tell him a lie. If you want to make a Liberal angry, tell him the truth.

Topics: Lying, Want, Conservative

Memorial Day, the reason for it, fewer and fewer people know. It's just the first real weekend of summer, three-day weekend and so forth, barbecues, what have you. That's why I think education is important. I'm really glad my dad drilled into me these things that he had lived through and it helped me relate to him better and understand the things he thought were important and why he was raising me the way he was.

Topics: Summer, Memorial Day, Dad, Education Is Important

Liberalism is a scourge. It destroys the human spirit. It destroys prosperity. It assigns sameness to everybody. And wherever I find it, I oppose it.

Topics: Spirit, Prosperity, Liberalism

Liberals are not about choice; they are about imposition. The way they live, the way they believe, must be imposed on people, otherwise they won't do it on their own. It's taken them 50, 60 years to get to this point of conditioning people, of taking hold of the education system, the university, academia system, the media. It's taken a long time to condition people not to stand up for themselves, not to exercise freedom, not to speak outside the acceptable norms. What is political correctness but speech censorship, is all it is.

Topics: Believe, Taken, Exercise

Really think hard about what you want to do, because when you're doing what you want to do is probably when you'll be doing your best. And pray it is not a hobby so they'll pay you for it.

Topics: Thinking, Desire, Want

National Defense A strong USA defense brought down the Soviet Union. It was Ronald Reagan - first in a speech at Notre Dame University in May 1981, then his 'Evil Empire' speech of March 1983 - who most eloquently declared communism's imminent demise. Reagan was right. And even Soviet officials attribute Ronald Reagan's rhetoric and foreign policy to bringing down that 'evil empire.' By Christmas Day, 1990, the Soviet Union ceased to exist. Liberals wished it were other things.

Topics: Strong, Usa, Evil

In Colma, a suburb of San Francisco, California there's a proposal pending to tax . . . the dead. If proponents get their way, grave sites will be taxed $5 dollars - per grave, per year - for eternity. In Colma the dead outnumber the living by a ratio of roughly 1000-to-1, including such notables as: Wyatt Earp, Levi Strauss, and William Randolph Hearst. And they, apparently, haven't paid their fair share. For liberals, when it comes to taxes . . . nothing is sacred.

Topics: Life, Years, California, Levi Strauss, Pending

I don't have time to beat around the bush. The health-care plan as proposed by Mrs. Clinton is socialism. There's no soft way to peddle it. There is not other way to describe it.

Topics: Care, Way, Socialism

You just gotta be who you are, and I think it's time to get rid of this whole National Basketball Association. Call it the TBA, the Thug Basketball Association, and stop calling them teams. Call 'em gangs.

Topics: Basketball, Team, Thug

Holocaust? Ninety million Indians? Only four million left? They all have casinos - what's to complain about?

Topics: Holocaust, Four, Casinos

These were highly civil comments for crying out loud. I mean, people are going nuts. USA Today, the Politico. And some people were suggesting that my comments were below the belt. Well, take a look at some pictures. Given where she wears her belts. I mean, she wears them high up there around the bust line. Isn't just about everything about her below the belt when you look at the fashion sense she has?

Topics: Fashion, Stupid, Mean, Suggesting

There is only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons... use them.

Topics: Politics, Weapons, Way

A feminazi is a woman to whom the most important thing in life is seeing to it that as many abortions as possible are performed. Their unspoken reasoning is quite simple. Abortion is the single greatest avenue for militant women to exercise their quest for power and advance their belief that men aren't necessary. Nothing matter but me, says the feminazi; the is an unviable tissue mass. Feminazis have adopted abortion as a kind of sacrament for their religion/politics of alienation and bitterness.

Topics: Stupid, Exercise, Simple, Religion Politics

[S]ome people are self-starters, and some people are born lazy. Some people are born victims. Some people are just born to be slaves. Some people are born to put up with somebody else making every decision for them.

Topics: Stupid, Self, People

Look it, let me put it to you this way. The NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.

Topics: Stupid, Blood, Games, Crips

[T]he nags ... the national association of gals, that's our pet name for the NOW gang ... the nags are a bunch of ***** to liberalism.

Topics: Stupid, Names, Pet, Pet Names

Regarding Ronald Reagan: In point of fact, the image of Ronald Reagan, the man responsible for shaping that decade (the 1980s), should be carved into Mount Rushmore, minted into coins, and emblazoned in a place of honor in every school child's history text as a constant reminder of this great man's contributions to world freedom, national pride, and individual prosperity. With the truth, the term 'Reaganomics' will be used only as a term of endearment and respect.

Topics: Children, School, Pride, Mount Rushmore, Endearment

Regarding the Economy & Taxation: America's most successful achievers do pay a higher share of the total tax burden. The top one percent income earners paid 18 percent of the total tax burden in 1981, and paid 25 percent in 1991. The bottom 50 percent of income earners paid only 8 percent of the total tax burden, and paid only 5 percent in 1991. History shows that tax cuts have always resulted in improved economic growth producing more tax revenue in the treasury.

Topics: Cutting, Successful, America, Achiever, Tax Burden

Every liberal on the campaign trail has a plan to deliver free, socialized medicine, but no country on earth, folks, can possibly pay for every test for everybody without going bankrupt.

Topics: Country, Medicine, Earth, Socialized Medicine

It's an expansion. And it's a stealth mechanism to put the tentacles of socialized medicine even deeper into society.

Topics: Medicine, Expansion, Care, Socialized Medicine, Stealth

In the first place, bureaucracies never become efficient; they're never going to get rid of administrative costs; they're never going to reduce them. That's not the purpose of bureaucracies. It's to increase those things.

Topics: Purpose, Cost, Care, Administrative

This health-care plan is all about the destruction of the creation of wealth in America and the socialization of this country, and it won't work - never has anywhere else - and we're going to go to the mat here to see to it that they don't succeed.

Topics: Country, America, Succeed, Socialization

The way to improve our schools is not more money, but the reintroduction of moral and spiritual values, as well as the four R's: reading, 'riting, 'rithmatic, and Rush.

Topics: Education, Spiritual, Reading, Spiritual Values

In a 91-part series of sob stories from the laid off and the disgruntled, The NY Times is in the midst of bemoaning 'the downsizing of America' - better known as 'the whining of America.' The cause of all the heartache, in the esteemed newspaper of record's view, appears to be heartless corporate chieftains - as well as capitalism itself. Americans are moving forward, despite shackles. The shackles I am referring to are not NAFTA, not corporations. They are, instead, the barriers imposed by our own government.

Topics: Moving, Heart, Government, Laid Off, Disgruntled

I get so ticked off at you intellectually lazy people who think that the government is God, that every dollar they get or spend is somehow sacred. There is more fraud and waste and misuse. If the federal government were held accountable to the law as corporations are held accountable, half the federal government would be in prison.

Topics: Thinking, Government, Law

The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I'm not saying the Democrats don't want a strong economy. Don't misunderstand. They just don't want it now.

Topics: Strong, Want, Lasts, Strong Economy

The NAACP should have riot rehearsals.

Topics: Rehearsal, Should, Naacp, Liquor Stores

The Democratic Party does not want anybody to have a photo ID because that would have a very negative impact on cheating! If you require a photo ID, that pretty much shuts out cheating. Well, it doesn't shut it out. It just makes it harder, and that's why they don't want it.

Topics: Cheating, Party, Impact

Feminism is just a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America.

Topics: America, Feminism, Ugly, Ugly Women

Feminazis have adopted abortion as a kind of sacrament for their religion/politics of alienation and bitterness.

Topics: Abortion, Bitterness, Kind

The Eighties proved we don't need liberals.

Topics: Needs

The only way liberals win national elections is by pretending they're not liberals.

Topics: Winning, Way, Election

The last thing in the world someone should do is respond to critics. If I did that I'd be neutered by now--I would be in the nearest insane asylum wearing 15 straitjackets. My whole career has been nothing but: "You shouldn't do it that way, you bigot, you sexist, you homophobe, you pig, you right-wing warmonger, you whatever.

Topics: Wings, Careers, Pigs, Homophobes, Right Wing

Now, what is the left's worldview in general? What is it? If you had to attach not a philosophy but an attitude to a leftist worldview, it's one of pessimism and darkness, sadness. They're never happy, are they? They're always angry about something. No matter what they get, they're always angry.

Topics: Attitude, Philosophy, Sadness, Leftists

As far as feminism is concerned ... the problem in the world is men, and they, in their natural state, are essentially incompatible. They must be tamed. They must be tempered, 'cause men are naturally brutes. They fight. They sweat. They expel gas. They're dirty. They get into fights. Ewww! And we've got to somehow reprogram all of that out, because otherwise women will be in constant peril.

Topics: Dirty, Fighting, Men, Modern Era, Tamed

Greetings, conversationalists across the fruited plain, this is Rush Limbaugh, the most dangerous man in America, with the largest hypothalamus in North America, serving humanity simply by opening my mouth, destined for my own wing in the Museum of Broadcasting, executing everything I do flawlessly with zero mistakes, doing this show with half my brain tied behind my back just to make it fair because I have talent on loan from ... God. Rush Limbaugh. A man. A legend. A way of life.

Topics: Zero, Mistake, Men, Hypothalamus, Behind My Back

I'm not going to assume liberals are stupid, as they do with conservatives. No, I'll attribute it instead to more fraud and deceit.

Topics: Stupid, Deceit, Assuming

The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.

Topics: Beautiful, Cutting, Tree

I've never run across anybody who suggested that women need to be reprogrammed. I don't think I've even come across anybody who wanted to teach a girl how to throw right. They just accept it is what it is. But honestly, folks, it's always reprogramming men. It's always men who seem to provide or be at the root of all of these cultural problems. And if we could just make men less like men and more like, I guess, women, then we would be rid of all of these problems.

Topics: Girl, Running, Men

Democrats don't have reasons for people to vote for them. They're just trying to gin up anger and resentment for their opposition. And it's just not working anymore.

Topics: Anger, People, Trying, Anger And Resentment

It's beyond me how anybody can look at these protestors and call them anything other than what they are: anti-American, anticapitalist, pro-Marxist communists.

Topics: Liberty, Looks, Communist, Anti-american

If people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.

Topics: Law, People, Drug, Drug Laws

Try to always stay focused on the objectives that are possible and the positive - and on having fun outside of the stuff that's going on in Washington.

Topics: Fun, Trying, Stuff

To somebody like Obama, substantive opposition is not tolerable. The objective is to eliminate all opposition - be it a political party, be it media, or what have you.

Topics: Party, Media, Political

To change the media, you're gonna have to totally throw out every journalism school and get rid of everybody in every newsroom, and then you're gonna have to change the grade school and middle school and high school curriculum.

Topics: School, Media, Curriculum, School Curriculum

This Obamacare program has Obama's name on it. He lied to people for three years about this program. People trusted him. People believed what he told them. They believed that he was going to improve the health care system in this country, and it was going to get cheaper, more affordable, more plentiful.

Topics: Country, Years, Names, Plentiful, He Lied

These are people who don't believe the government can possibly get too big. It's not possible for it to get too big. It's not possible for the government to get too powerful. It's not possible. And yet they are worried at the 'New York Times' about what is happening to it under the guidance of the presidency and Mr. Obama.

Topics: New York, Powerful, Believe

There's a reason why young people think what they think. They are taught it. In many cases when they learn at home is erased or countered or overcome.

Topics: Home, Thinking, People

There's a reason people are not going to Obamacare. They find out what it's gonna cost 'em, and they go somewhere else. And in the process, they're undermining the very foundation of Obamacare, all of which was predictable.

Topics: Obamacare, People, Foundation

I was not wrong. I was just misinformed.

Topics: Politics

Cap and trade is a sledge hammer to freedom.

Topics: Hammers, Caps, Trade

And at some point who's to say that you cannot have sex with a child some point.

Topics: Sex, Children

Seriously, he is just a voice on the radio, unlike the ones in your head, you don't have to do what he tells you to do.

Topics: Voice, Politics, Radio

If you're going to run around, Ms. Pelosi, and you're going to say Republicans like the war, then can we also assume that Democrats like killing babies? Put that in whatever it is you smoke, Ms. Pelosi, and have fun with it.

Topics: Running, Baby, Fun

I love being a conservative. We conservatives are proud of our philosophy. Unlike our liberal friends, who are constantly looking for new words to conceal their true beliefs and are in a perpetual state of reinvention, we conservatives are unapologetic about our ideals.

Topics: Philosophy, Love Is, Unapologetic, Reinvention, New Words

Government is not capable of caring. Government gets things done through coercion. They fine, they penalize, they tax, they confiscate, they jail, they bully to get what they want.

Topics: Caring, Jail, Government

There's one reason why [Presidents' Day] is a holiday. It had nothing to do with our country deciding that we wanted to show reverence for our presidents, Lincoln, Washington, or all of them. Nothing to do with that. The ski industry wanted a three-day weekend.

Topics: Country, Holiday, Weekend, President Lincoln

I've had so many people tell me that they are shocked that AM radio still even exists with all the different listening options.

Topics: People, Listening, Different

I don't think it is deniable: whenever we, I, conservative media, are really interested in something, the mainstream media purposely avoid it.

Topics: Thinking, Media, Conservative, Mainstream Media

I don't need equal time, I am equal time!

Topics: Needs, Equal

I don't have an ego that makes me believe the world revolves around me. I am not self-absorbed.

Topics: Believe, Self, Ego, Self Absorbed

I can't give money away to buy listeners. I can't pay listeners off with phones or food stamps or anything. I can't come by my audience by buying it.

Topics: Phones, Giving, Pay

Human nature fascinates me.

Topics: Human Nature, Humans

Great presidents don't just fight good fights - they win them.

Topics: Fighting, Winning, President

Government stimulates the democrat party.

Topics: Party, Government, Democrat

Global warming is a political issue. It is as much a political issue to the left as abortion is. It's as big a political issue as health care is.

Topics: Issues, Abortion, Political, Political Issues

Freedom without virtue isn't freedom - it will eventually destroy a society.

Topics: Virtue

Free speech gives us the ability to react vigorously with effective arguments and expose the weakness and misdirection of the other side's claims.

Topics: Giving, Weakness, Speech, Misdirection

Folks, just a few minutes of my voice can change a life.

Topics: Voice, Minutes, Folks

Everybody in politics claims to want to get everybody out of poverty. What's the opposite? Wealth. And what is often criticized by the left? Wealth.

Topics: Opposites, Want, Poverty

Everybody assumes I know everything, so they send me these notes sometimes, and I don't know what they're talking about.

Topics: Talking, Assuming, Sometimes

Every aspect of Obamacare is an affront to the very founding of this country.

Topics: Country, Obamacare, Aspect, Affront

Events sometimes are the biggest teachers, as opposed to words, lectures, and that kind of thing.

Topics: Teacher, Events, Lectures

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