Hemorrhoids quotes

The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.
-- Etgar Keret

#Complaining #Hemorrhoids #Should
Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every ***** gets one.
-- Francois Ozon

#Writing #Awards #Hemorrhoids
Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. Iâ€™m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they donâ€™t give you a reason to be in this lane.
-- J.A. Konrath

#Giving #Might #Hemorrhoids
I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it. You don't need a sign to tell anybody about it.
-- Larry the Cable Guy

#Doctors #Office #Hemorrhoids
One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress
-- Tom Coburn

#Irs #Hemorrhoids #Opinion
The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're celluloid Bon Jovi.
-- Kyle Smith

#Hemorrhoids #Bon Jovi #Celluloid

The weak have one weapon: the errors of those who think they are strong.
Does it follow that I reject all authority? Perish the thought. In the matter of boots, I defer to the authority of the boot-maker.
Accept the past as past, without denying it or discarding it.
With God, I can do all things! But with God and you, and the people who you can interest, by the grace of God, we're gonna cover the world!
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People envision [looking inside the brain] as being very difficult. You had to take a spaceship, shrink it down, inject it into the bloodstream.
Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.
Live each day as if was your last, not in the future, not in the past. You may not get what you want, but, in the long run, you will get what you expect.
I'm still getting to the good part / the breaking down / learning how to write my story.
The greatest threat to women (and by extension humanity) is the growth and acceptance of a misogynistic, authoritarian, and violent culture of militarism.