Old Lady quotes

You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
-- Ben Elton

#Old Lady #Fund #Pension

I am not Christ or a philanthropist, old lady, I am all the contrary of a Christ...
-- Che Guevara

#Dictator #Christ #Old Lady

I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a street is. I am for an art that helps old ladies across the street.
-- Claes Oldenburg

#Art #Helping #Old Lady

I don't want to die an old lady.
-- Edith Piaf

#Want #Wanting To Die #Old Lady

I want to work endlessly and tirelessly until I'm an old, old lady.
-- Ginnifer Goodwin

#Want #Old Lady

History, that excitable and unreliable old lady.
-- Guy de Maupassant

#History #Old Lady

I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple.
-- Helen Oyeyemi

#Hero #Missing #Old Lady

I won't quit to become someone's old lady.
-- Janis Joplin

#Quitting #Old Lady

A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.
-- Louis Nizer

#Beautiful #Art #Old Lady

If you want to be a dear old lady at seventy you have to begin early, say about seventeen.
-- Maude Royden

#Inspirational #Want #Old Lady

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.
-- Noel Fielding

#Old Lady

... you're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about ...
-- Peg Bracken

#Old Lady

There's no rage like old lady rage, just as there's no tenderness like old lady tenderness.
-- Tina Howe

#Rage #Old Lady #Tenderness

...I have to write to discover what I am doing. Like the old lady, I don't know so well what I think until I see what I say; then I have to say it again.
-- Flannery O'Connor

#Writing #Thinking #Old Lady

Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things.
-- Ian Kelsey

#Old Lady

I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it.
-- Sinead O'Connor

#Hair #Old Lady #Feels