Ian Kelsey famous quotes

Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things.
-- Ian Kelsey

#Old Lady

You see, deep down beneath my superficial and shallow exterior, I'm really very superficial and shallow.
-- Ian Kelsey

#Superficial #Shallow #Exterior

My sense of romance stretches a little further than a barrage balloon.
-- Ian Kelsey

#Romance #Littles #Balloons

You said love, I say chemical imbalance.
-- Ian Kelsey

#Imbalance #Chemicals #Said

Oh, what a better way to express your love than a plasticbag full of air.
-- Ian Kelsey

#Air #Way #Better Ways

Well, maybe I'm not so emotionally dysfunctional after all.
-- Ian Kelsey

#Wells

I am not Christ or a philanthropist, old lady, I am all the contrary of a Christ...

I don't want to die an old lady.

I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple.

A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.

If you want to be a dear old lady at seventy you have to begin early, say about seventeen.

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

There's no rage like old lady rage, just as there's no tenderness like old lady tenderness.

...I have to write to discover what I am doing. Like the old lady, I don't know so well what I think until I see what I say; then I have to say it again.

Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things.

I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it.