Ian Kelsey quotes

  • I am not Christ or a philanthropist, old lady, I am all the contrary of a Christ...

  • I don't want to die an old lady.

  • I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple.

  • A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.

  • If you want to be a dear old lady at seventy you have to begin early, say about seventeen.

  • I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

  • There's no rage like old lady rage, just as there's no tenderness like old lady tenderness.

  • ...I have to write to discover what I am doing. Like the old lady, I don't know so well what I think until I see what I say; then I have to say it again.

  • Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things.

  • I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it.

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