Cougars quotes
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I was born Moishe Ketzelbourd but the Indians call me Maurice Cougar.
-- Ben Katchor -
Some people were offended by a show about cougars.
-- Courteney Cox -
I guess Pumas are in their 30s. Cougars in their 40s Jaguars are 50s, and Sabretooths go into the 60s, right?
-- Courteney Cox -
I don't find the whole 'cougar' word that offensive.
-- Courteney Cox -
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Meanwhile, I was doodling pictures of vampiric cougars.
-- Jenny Lawson -
I'm pretty sure 'ferral cats' is code for 'vampire cougars.
-- Jenny Lawson -
Twi-moms! I love them, the little cougars!
-- Kellan Lutz -
Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food.
-- Felipe Esparza -