Life: April 9, 1894 - October 9, 1967
Birthday: April 9
Death: October 9
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Topics: Judging, Tears, Marriage And Divorce, Marriage Divorce, Funny Divorce
When I meet a beautiful girl, the first thing I say is 'will you marry me?'. The second thing I say is, 'how do you do?'
Topics: Beautiful, Girl, Firsts, Will You Marry Me