Tom Deacon quotes
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I never know the right thing to say, especially during sex. After my first time, I said to the girl, 'That's it, I'm afraid'
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I once buggered a man unconscious. I'm lying, he was already unconscious when I found him
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Where I'm from, people aren't quick. A girl once asked her mum, 'Can I have a Cadbury's Creme Egg?' The mum said, 'No, you can't Danielle, I've already told you, darling - bird flu!'
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One must always regret that law of growth which renders necessary that kittens should spoil into demure cats, and bright, joyous school-girls develop into the spiritless, crystallized beings denominated young ladies.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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Of all the alchemies of human connection-sex and childbirth and marriage and friendship-the strangest is this: You can stand up and tell a story that is made entirely, embarrassingly, of "I's," and a listening audience somehow turns each "I" into a "me." This alchemy, of self-absorption into shared experience, is the alchemy of all literature.
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One of the first signs of a Spirit-filled life is enthusiasm!
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I read my first book on Woodrow Wilson at age 15, and I was hooked.
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Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
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Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.
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That's already been tried before only means the first attempt got it wrong.
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The first part of my career, how I was paying the bills was commercials. I was just doing tons of commercials.
