Joe Lauzon famous quotes

Only thing I am testing positive for is Pasta or Cheese.
-- Joe Lauzon

#Pasta #Cheese #Testing

It's like holding a hot coal in your hand, it just burns you, it doesn't do me any good.
-- Joe Lauzon

#Hands #Mma #Hot

We make my opponent out as a monster. We focus on his strengths because that's what we need to negate.
-- Joe Lauzon

#Mma #Focus #Monsters

My mother and I, our favorite part of any baked pasta is the top, where the cheese gets crusty.

I eat a little bit of everything and not a lot of anything. Everything in moderation. I know that's really hard for people to understand, but I grew up in an Italian family where we didn't overdo anything. We ate pasta, yes, but not a lot of it.

I'm a big pasta fan. I'm a big Italian food fan. Anything Italian - I love cheese, mozzarella. Mozzarella is my favorite, so I have to say anything Italian, I'll take it.

Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.

Forty-seven is nothing at all, nor is any age unless you're a cheese ...

There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.

I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day.

I loathe cheese, it makes me ill.

Never stop testing, and your advertising will never stop improving.

a question has the most power before we rush to answer it, when it is still making us think, still testing us.