Jack Cafferty famous quotes

I would guess it didn't exactly represent a profile in courage for the vice president to wander over there to the F-word network for a sit down with Brit Hume. I mean, that's a little like Bonnie interviewing Clyde, ain't it?
-- Jack Cafferty

#Mean #President #Vices

On November 7, 2006, Cafferty called Donald Rumsfeld "an obnoxious jerk and war criminal".
-- Jack Cafferty

#War #Criminals #November

Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?
-- Jack Cafferty

#Anna #Nicole #Stills

I get paid to ask questions I don't know the answers to and to complain about the things that bother me.
-- Jack Cafferty

#Complaining #Answers #Bother

It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President....Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic one-liners, as though nobody understands what a colossal failure he has been....I fear to the depth of my being that John McCain is just like him.
-- Jack Cafferty

#President #Depth #One Liner

What a welcome change to feel like someone is running the country instead of running it into the ground. President Obama has done more in eight weeks than George W. Bush did in eight years - unless you include starting a couple of wars.
-- Jack Cafferty

#Running #Country #Couple

I find placebos uplifting and exhilarating. It means that taking action--no matter what the action is--might help you feel better.

The pattern of a newspaperman's life is like the plot of 'Black Beauty.' Sometimes he finds a kind master who gives him a dry stall and an occasional bran mash in the form of a Christmas bonus, sometimes he falls into the hands of a mean owner who drives him in spite of spavins and expects him to live on potato peelings.

You can't be without passion. Passion means the possessiveness to be the best.

There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a billion people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.

THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1894... I met with the Quorum and Presidency in the temple... President Woodruff then spoke... 'In searching out my genealogy I found about four hundred of my female kindred who were never married. I asked Pres. Young what I should do with them. He said for me to have them sealed to me unless there were more than 999 of them. The doctrine startled me, but I had it done.

The Presidents Woodruff and Smith both said they were willing for such a ceremony to occur, if done in Mexico, and Pres. Woodruff promised the Lord's blessing to follow such an act.

Shakespeare was a smart dude. He was the president of Rome.

I pledge to you today that as president, in my first budget, I will introduce the largest increase in special education ever.

While President Bush likes to project an image of strength and courage, the real truth is that in the presence of his large financial contributors, he is a moral coward.

I would not be like those Authors, who forgive themselves some particular lines for the sake of a whole Poem, and vice versa a whole Poem for the sake of some particular lines. I believe no one qualification is so likely to make a good writer, as the power of rejecting his own thoughts.