Jack Cafferty Quotes:

I would guess it didn't exactly represent a profile in courage for the vice president to wander over there to the F-word network for a sit down with Brit Hume. I mean, that's a little like Bonnie interviewing Clyde, ain't it?

source: - "Journalists Jealous Cheney Went to FNC, Take Shots at Integrity of FNC & Brit Hume" by Brent Baker, www.newsbusters.org. February 16, 2006.

Topics: Mean, President, Vices, Profiles In Courage, Brits

On November 7, 2006, Cafferty called Donald Rumsfeld "an obnoxious jerk and war criminal".

source: - "Cafferty Shows His Love For Rumsfeld". Crooks & Liars, November 7, 2006.

Topics: War, Criminals, November

Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?

source: - "Smith's messy death eclipses her wacky life", www.today.com. February 23, 2007.

Topics: Anna, Nicole, Stills

I get paid to ask questions I don't know the answers to and to complain about the things that bother me.

source: - "It's Getting Ugly Out There: The Frauds, Bunglers, Liars, and Losers Who Are Hurting America". Book by Jack Cafferty, 2008.

Topics: Complaining, Answers, Bother

It occurs to me that John McCain is as intellectually shallow as our current President....Bush goes bumbling along, grinning and spewing moronic one-liners, as though nobody understands what a colossal failure he has been....I fear to the depth of my being that John McCain is just like him.

source: - "Current Wisdom", spectator.org. August 19, 2008.

Topics: President, Depth, One Liner, Mccain, Colossal

What a welcome change to feel like someone is running the country instead of running it into the ground. President Obama has done more in eight weeks than George W. Bush did in eight years - unless you include starting a couple of wars.

source: - "Commentary: Obama a leader who actually leads". edition.cnn.com. March 17, 2009.

Topics: Running, Country, Couple