“An antique is anything old with class.” -- John Bartlett
#Class #Antiques
“Reservation should be under 'Bartlett.' Right, that's two T's. Yes. 'Bart-let-et.'” -- John Bartlett
#Two #Should #Reservations
“Oh, nice one, honey. Yes. Clever. That's becoming quite a familiar quotation in its own right, isn't it? Maybe I should just add it to the next edition. 'Mother was right.' Author: Mrs. Bartlett, world-renowned nag. Year: 1859. Attribution: A short play entitled Every Goddamn Weekend!” -- John Bartlett
#Mother #Clever #Nice
“To resist him that is set in authority is evil” -- John Bartlett
#Evil #Authority
