Attribution famous quotes

My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner.

I always hate speculation on the news, so I don't want to be somebody who speculates.

I demand pretty aggressive goal setting and a commitment to measured progress towards those goals because I don't like surprises. I don't even like good surprises.

But always I was a private citizen whose activities in government or political party were appointive.

Like a heart, and I wish mine wasn't beating.

It is by a wise economy of nature that those who suffer without change, and whom no one can help, become uninteresting. Yet so it may happen that those who need sympathy the most often attract it the least.

See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

Art you can flush down the loo means nothing to me, even were the loo to be selected by Marcel Duchamp

Television, cable, features are always out there.

I'm grateful I've got my mind. I can take care of my own business.