Boss Tweed famous quotes

06-13-2025

When we asked Pooh what the opposite of an Introduction was, he said "The what of a what?" which didn't help us as much as we had hoped, but luckily Owl kept his head and told us that the Opposite of an Introduction, my dear Pooh, was a Contradiction; and, as he is very good at long words, I am sure that that's what it is.
When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory.
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.
The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too long.
Autumn can be glorious but menacing too - the long shadows, brisk winds, scurrying leaves, impending frost.
It's hard to say what I want my legacy to be when I'm long gone.
You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
If some hole does not possess striking individuality through some gift of nature, it must be given as much as possible artificially, and the artifice must be introduced in so subtle a manner as to make it seem natural.
When one door opens, so does another one.
Oh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?

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