Jeff Stelling famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before.
-- Jeff Stelling

#Football #Two #League
Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week.
-- Jeff Stelling

#Football #League #Goal
Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall.
-- Jeff Stelling

#Views #Turkeys #Austria
Middlesbrough is the second greatest place to live in Britain! Behind Hartlepool.
-- Jeff Stelling

#Places To Live #Britain #Behinds
Mido has just been sent off and I can confirm he walks like an Egyptian
-- Jeff Stelling

#Egyptian #Walks
Gareth Jellyman has just been dismissed, I think he's thrown a wobbler
-- Jeff Stelling

#Thinking #Thrown
Gareth Jellyman of Mansfield Town has been sent off, hope he doesn't throw a wobbly!
-- Jeff Stelling

#Towns #Has Beens
There's only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that!
-- Jeff Stelling

#Thank God

There were moments when I wondered at the gossamer veil that stops licence from being libel. I suspect that taking on the job of England manager puts you outside the protection of the courts. It must be part of the job description that you will be held hostage by media speculation and can have your character tortured, molested and finally executed at the public whim, in exchange for a lifetime's supply of money.
I love our fans. Our fans are so supportive. It's been incredible to end four playoff games with 'Go Pack Go.' It's great at home, they travel well, it's on a first-name basis. It's a special play to play and all of us are blessed to play in Green Bay, and hopefully we will be repaying those fans with the Lombardi trophy.
Women's football does have its knockers.
In the middle of nowhere, along a quiet stretch of road, the diner dreamt of the hungry dead. And of two men.
Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.
Any time you get two people in a room who disagree about anything, the time of day, there is a scene to be written. That's what I look for.
The exclusion of true esoteric religion has been the business of the State since ancient times. At first this was done via the establishment of the popular idealism of exoteric religious institutions in league with the State. But in modern times the same process is done by the strategic exclusion of conventional religious cultism, mystical idealism, and higher evolutionary Wisdom from the mechanisms of popular culture.
The journey of a thousand leagues begins with a single step. So we must never neglect any work of peace within our reach, however small.
I want to help Manchester United win the Premier League and become the best player in the world.
I bet him he wouldn't get 15 league goals and I'm going to have to change my bet with him. If he gets to 15 I can change it and I am allowed to do that because I'm the manager. I'm going to make it 150 now!

Jeff Stelling famous quotes

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