Fougasse quotes

Fougasse quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“Humor is falling downstairs if you do it in the act of telling your wife not to.”
-- Fougasse

#Fall Quotes #Humor Quotes #Wife Quotes

“There's the really angry drunk, who's just annoying to be around. I prefer the drunk who falls all over the place and is being completely inappropriate. Or the super-loud, happy drunk, which is evidentially what I am.”
“When you Love.. you Expect.. Once u start Expecting.. u have Hope.. Hopes in return makes you to put Trust.. and Trust makes u prone to Betrayal.. and whn u r Betrayed.. Hell falls over U...!!!”
“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”
“He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.”
“Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.”
“In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.”
“My first wife was a theater person.”
“I'm a polygamist. I can afford to have as many wives as I can afford to have. All Africans believe in it. My dad has four wives.”
“If O.J. had been accused of killing his black wife, you would not have seen the same passion stirred up.”
“My wife went off with Elvis.”

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