Ocupation: Golfer
Life: b. July 23, 1958
Birthday: July 23
Golf is a diabolical game. It's easy to make fun of something that's so bizarre, so painful, so humiliating... yet so joyous.
Topics: Fun, Golf, Games
When the going is good and the putts are dropping, you love your putter. When it's going bad, it's like it has betrayed you and you want to throw the sucker in a lake.
Topics: Love You, Golf, Lakes
I played a practice round with Hubert [Green] the other day, and when we got to the ninth green, I heard a fan say, "Why does Hubert have two caddies?"
Topics: Golf, Two, Practice
Golf is tougher than my first wife.
Topics: Golf, Wife, Firsts
