Melissa Gorga famous quotes

I was always told to be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlor and a wh--e in the bedroom.
-- Melissa Gorga

#Kitchen #Bedroom #Parlor

I live a life that most girls only dream of.
-- Melissa Gorga

#Girl #Dream

I’m one of those moms who’s at the bus stop with my camcorder every year, with my phone taking a million pictures as they get on the bus.
-- Melissa Gorga

#Mom #Phones #Bus Stops

It annoys the hell out of me when people say, This is the kitchen, and this is the bathroom. What am I, Helen Keller? I mean, it's pretty obvious when you're in a kitchen and when you're not.

You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.

That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.

People’s lives, in Jubilee as elsewhere, were dull, simple, amazing, and unfathomable – deep caves paved with kitchen linoleum.

Culinary tradition is not always based on fact. Sometimes it's based on history, on habits that come out of a time when kitchens were fueled by charcoal.

I'm not the neatest person in the kitchen by any means.

how peaceful a bedroom is without a man in it.

My bedroom's like an armoury.

There is not a physicist in the world who can perceive when a parlor magician palms off playing-cards.

I was always told to be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlor and a wh--e in the bedroom.