Melissa Gorga quotes

Melissa Gorga quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“I was always told to be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlor and a wh--e in the bedroom.”
-- Melissa Gorga

#Kitchen Quotes #Bedroom Quotes #Parlor Quotes
“I live a life that most girls only dream of.”
-- Melissa Gorga

#Girl Quotes #Dream Quotes
“I’m one of those moms who’s at the bus stop with my camcorder every year, with my phone taking a million pictures as they get on the bus.”
-- Melissa Gorga

#Mom Quotes #Phones Quotes #Bus Stops Quotes

“It annoys the hell out of me when people say, This is the kitchen, and this is the bathroom. What am I, Helen Keller? I mean, it's pretty obvious when you're in a kitchen and when you're not.”
“You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.”
“That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.”
“Peopleâ€™s lives, in Jubilee as elsewhere, were dull, simple, amazing, and unfathomable â€“ deep caves paved with kitchen linoleum.”
“Culinary tradition is not always based on fact. Sometimes it's based on history, on habits that come out of a time when kitchens were fueled by charcoal.”
“I'm not the neatest person in the kitchen by any means.”
“how peaceful a bedroom is without a man in it.”

Source : Dorothy Eden (2014). “Sleep in the Woods”, p.55, Open Road Media
“My bedroom's like an armoury.”

Source : "First Image from Steven Spielberg’s WAR HORSE" by Matt Goldberg, collider.com. March 11, 2011.
“There is not a physicist in the world who can perceive when a parlor magician palms off playing-cards.”

Source : Charles Fort (2014). “New Lands”, p.60, Baen Publishing Enterprises
“I was always told to be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the parlor and a wh--e in the bedroom.”

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