Ring Lardner quotes

  • We must learn to live on the heavenly side and look at things from above. To contemplate all things as God sees them, as Christ beholds them, overcomes sin, defies Satan, dissolves perplexities, lifts us above trials, separates us from the world and conquers fear of death.

  • Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.

  • The boring side of business is what makes it work.

  • It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway.

  • My sympathies are, of course, with the Government side, especially the Anarchists ; for Anarchism seems to me more likely to lead to desirable social change than highly centralized, dictatorial Communism .

  • Why are fish unsustainable? Because they're popular. What makes restaurants work? Popular dishes that people come back for.

  • The human being is a skin-covered petrie dish.

  • Wit is better as a seasoning than as a whole dish by itself.

  • I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.

  • We didnt create dishes. We create preparations to create many dishes.