David X. Cohen quotes

  • Blows the lid off a decades-long conspiracy to secretly educate cartoon viewers
    -- David X. Cohen

    #Blow #Long #Cartoon

  • Good things come to those with no expectations.
    -- David X. Cohen

    #Expectations #Good Things

  • Since 1993, there have been eight or nine, depending how you count, abortion providers who have been murdered in this country. There have been arsons. There have been clinic bombings. There have been attacks offsite. Before this, the most recent abortion provider who was murdered was George Tiller in his church on a Sunday morning. So, this fits a pattern.
    -- David X. Cohen

    #Country #Morning #Sunday

  • I feel like there's a lot of experience I have from doing TV animation that would be especially useful doing an animated film in terms of some efficiencies of the process that are necessary for TV, just because you have to crank out material every week, that could be applied to film.
    -- David X. Cohen

    #Would Be #Tvs #Film

  • I would say that Futurama: Bender's Big Score requires a lot of concentration to watch. It's a very complicated time-travel story. Part of the joke on that was just that the complexity would be over the top. This one is a more straight-forward science-fiction story, I would say. Alien invasion and people running in terror, that kind of thing, with a slight twist of there being an inappropriate physical relationship with the big octopus monster. We've got a straight-up science-fiction movie.
    -- David X. Cohen

    #Running #People #Aliens

  • I am pretty interested in trying to write and produce an animated film at some point, but that's a job that takes several years, minimum, to get an animated movie going.
    -- David X. Cohen

    #Jobs #Writing #Years

  • Into my hear an air that kills through yon far country blows what are those blue remembered hills what spires,what farms are those? that is the land of lost content I can see it shining plain the happy highways where I went and cannot come again.

  • Prohibition... goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes... A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded.

  • A Prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded.

  • We all love people who give credit to others for their success. Companies would probably do better with CEOs who didn't blow their own horn and ask for ridiculous salaries and new yachts every year.

  • Cut Chemist and DJ Shadow are going to blow your funky mind!

  • How long does getting thin take?

  • Tell me not here, it needs not saying, What tune the enchantress plays In aftermaths of soft September Or under blanching mays, For she and I were long acquainted And I knew all her ways.

  • I didn't watch cartoons, I was too busy playing football.

  • I keep waiting, like in the cartoons, for an anvil to drop on my head.

  • Advertising is not a rifle; it is a shotgun, and any campaign featuring outdoor boards of a cartoon animal inevitably will catch children in its spray.