Ocupation: Writer
Life: January 1, 1872 - February 25, 1956
Birthday: January 1
Death: February 25
The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.
Topics: Girl, Sex, Home
Somebody asked me the other day, "What do you do?" "I amuse myself by growing old," I replied. "It's a full-time job.
Topics: Jobs, Growing, Aging