Ocupation: Vocalist
Life: August 24, 1942 - June 15, 1988
Birthday: August 24
Death: June 15
An ugly woman cooks your meals on time, and she'll always treat you kind.
Topics: Meals, Ugly, Kind, Ugly Women
I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook.
Topics: Wife, Ugly, Saws
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
Topics: Girl, Views, Wife, Ugly Girl