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I used to have a wild night with three women until 5am., but I am getting older. In the Olympic village here, I will live it up with five women, but only until 3am.
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We've dressed up in our best and are prepared to go down like gentlemen.
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We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.
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I am extremely unwilling that we should take upon ourselves to exercise a jurisdiction which the law does not vest in us.
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I try to be a man of mystery. I try to keep the various projects I'm up to as close to the vest as possible until it's time to reveal them.
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When I fart my ***** makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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Thanks a lot, society, for railroading my ass.
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The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses.
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Furiously and gorgeously write your ***** off.
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I have read more about Oprah Winfrey’s ***** than I have about the rise of China as an economic superpower. I fear this is no exaggeration. Perhaps China is rising as an economic superpower because its women aren’t spending all their time reading about Oprah Winfrey’s ass.
