Arthur Baer Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

“A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.”
-- Arthur Baer

#Blood #Library #Pressure

“A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.”
-- Arthur Baer

#Neighbor #Fence #Over It

“A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.”
-- Arthur Baer

#Source #Pipe #Plumber

“It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.”
-- Arthur Baer

#Law #Justice #Impossible

“His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.”
-- Arthur Baer

#Sleep #Insomnia #Office

“About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.”
-- Arthur Baer

#Honesty #Heart #Player

“It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.”
-- Arthur Baer

#Men #Rope #Helpful

“Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.”
-- Arthur Baer

#Drinking #Liquor #Illegal

“Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.”
-- Arthur Baer

#Past #Lefties #Lambs

“If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.”
-- Arthur Baer

#Law #Would Be #Human Nature

“[History is] petrified imagination.”
-- Arthur Baer

#History #Imagination

“If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.”
-- Arthur Baer

#Thumbs #Littles #Faces