Jeremy Hotz Quotes:

None of my teams win anything. They are an extension of my personality.

source: - "Five Minutes With Jeremy Hotz". Interview with Rick Chand, deadspin.com. May 2, 2007.

Topics: Team, Winning, Personality

I am not an attractive man. These clothes are the only thing holding me together; when I'm nude, my body shoots off in all directions. I'm like a starfish.

source: - "Five Minutes With Jeremy Hotz". Interview with Rick Chandler, deadspin.com. May 2, 2007.

Topics: Men, Clothes, Together, Starfish, Attractive Man

In Canada you can still settle things with your fists. If there's a fight in a bar, no one goes to jail.

source: - "Five Minutes With Jeremy Hotz". Interview with Rick Chand, deadspin.com. May 2, 2007.

Topics: Fighting, Jail, Bars

Hockey is our big sport, and if you fight in hockey you get five minutes for it, that's it. So in Canada, everyone is fighting.

source: - "Five Minutes With Jeremy Hotz". Interview with Rick Chand, deadspin.com. May 2, 2007.

Topics: Sports, Fighting, Hockey

I have a dog that loves to fight. It's a border collie, and they fight low to the ground. Other dogs are terrified of my dog, because he gets low and goes for the balls.

source: - "Five Minutes With Jeremy Hotz". Interview with Rick Chandler, deadspin.com. February 05, 2007.

Topics: Dog, Fighting, Borders, Get Low, Collies

When I'm watching sports I can't be bothered.

source: - Interview with Rick Chandler, deadspin.com. May 2, 2007.

Topics: Sports, Bothered, Watching Sports