Harland Williams famous quotes

07-17-2025

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.
-- Harland Williams

#Netflix #Three #Problem
I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.
-- Harland Williams

#Cities #Guy #Grew Up
I dont go on tour tours - I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.
-- Harland Williams

#Cities #Schedules #Goes On
I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.
-- Harland Williams

#Hate #Nice #Kids
I used to do little sketches into my cassette tape recorder when I was a little boy. I would just turn it on and just start doing voices and characters. I just loved it.
-- Harland Williams

#Character #Boys #Voice
Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective on the world.
-- Harland Williams

#Artist #Perspective #Comedian
The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.
-- Harland Williams

#Sometimes
Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.
-- Harland Williams

#Eye #Triangles #Pumpkin
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.
-- Harland Williams

#Thinking #Saws #Would Be
I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That's about all you need to know about life, I think.
-- Harland Williams

#Flower #Garden #Thinking
Everything's a conspiracy and everything's not a conspiracy. You could look at this planet and go, "This is all a conspiracy. God made this to test us to see if we'll use the nukes." You can let your mind believe anything.
-- Harland Williams

#Believe #Mind #Tests
Animation wasn't my love, but drawing was. I loved drawing, and when it came time to graduate from high school, I looked around and it was like, "Wow, I don't really want to study math. I don't really want to study science. I don't really want to study literature. Is there a place where I can go and draw cartoons?"
-- Harland Williams

#School #Math #Drawing
I love the theater of the mind because you can go anywhere. You can say anything, and you pull people in. [You] can be jumping out of a window or riding a cow or having bubble-wrap sex or spraying your body with Pam and sliding out of your chair.
-- Harland Williams

#Sex #Jumping #People
I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life.
-- Harland Williams

#Fun #Laughter #Acting
Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they're not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people.
-- Harland Williams

#People #Panic #Enough
I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.
-- Harland Williams

#Cities #Schedules #Goes On

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