Andy Dick quotes

  • The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Unconventional #Comedy #Internet

  • I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Laughter #Two #People

  • Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Guilt #Weird Things

  • My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Parent #Neglected

  • Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Christian #People #Goes On

  • I have a very dark sense of humor.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Dark #Sense Of Humor

  • I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Bigs #Plans #Hung

  • I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Pain #Thinking #People

  • I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Who I Am #Hats #Cry

  • He very nearly stole a scene in my movie, and I didn't call him on it because I was just like, Hey, I saw some stuff on SuperDeluxe and how many different films do you have on there? And he goes, This one, this one, Comedy by Numbers and this one and one called 'Bob Pitches a Movie.' And I'm like, Oh! And then I was thinking he would say, which is very similar to the one to the one I did in your movie, but he never did. I just let it go. I don't care.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Thinking #Numbers #Let It Go

  • I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the ***** that you are? You can say it, lady.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Thinking #Brain #Retard

  • Yes, I direct commercials as well. I get these really weird offers and then I have to bid on them and win the job. One offer that I have now, and I've already done this last year for the same company, is for Cash Value Cheese, this cheese out in the midwest. I did two spots for them last year and I'm going to probably do three this year. I also did some for the Utah Transit Authority, which was weird and interesting and they turned out really funny - they actually won an award.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Jobs #Winning #Awards

  • I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Spiritual #Talking #Rehab

  • When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Kids

  • I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Play #Two #People

  • I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Skinny #Odd

  • People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Hate #People #World

  • There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Christian #Atheist #People

  • I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Karma #Believe #Stealing

  • I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Years #Age #Whole Life

  • You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Successful #Your Side #Two Sides

  • I believed in God my whole life.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Whole Life

  • I was a bad boy as a child.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Children #Boys #Bad Boy

  • I had no blood relatives till I made some.
    -- Andy Dick

    #Blood #Blood Relatives #Made

  • Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!
    -- Andy Dick

    #Gay #Bisexual #People