Lisa Lampanelli quotes
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“I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!”
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“Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass.”
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“Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops.”
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“Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.”
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“Even going on stage is a service because it brings people up from thinking about their lost job or their lost spouse or something like that, so that even helps people when I'm doing comedy; it's all done to make them laugh.”
-- Lisa LampanelliSource : Source: brightestyoungthings.com
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“A lot of comics just joke around, but it's just as important to get the truth out there.”
-- Lisa LampanelliSource : Source: brightestyoungthings.com
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“My bursting heart must find vent at my pen.”
Source : Abigail Adams, John Adams, L. H. Butterfield, Marc Friedlaender, Mary-Jo Kline (1975). “The Book of Abigail and John: Selected Letters of the Adams Family, 1762-1784”, p.90, UPNE
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“It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere.”
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“I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.”
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