Tim Federle quotes

  • Basically the most fun part about the first day of anything is buying all the supplies.
    -- Tim Federle

    #Fun #Buying #Firsts

  • The coolest thing you can become is yourself.
    -- Tim Federle


  • My mother had a book club that would dissolve into opening wine.
    -- Tim Federle

    #Mother #Book #Wine

  • I'm from the ADHD generation, to be honest - I genuinely was on Ritalin in middle school - so I'm most comfortable with a hundred things going on at once. It's deadlines that get pesky.
    -- Tim Federle

    #School #Honest #Adhd

  • The thing I miss about performing is being with people.
    -- Tim Federle

    #People #Missing #Performing

  • Are we absolutely certain that Becky Albertalli didn't just steal the diary of a hilariously observant teenage boy? Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda is a pitch-perfect triumph of wit and wordplay that feels timelessly, effortlessly now.
    -- Tim Federle

    #Teenage #Boys #Perfect

  • I think for me the trick is not to aim to impress or to even try to make people laugh but instead to tell the truth.
    -- Tim Federle

    #Thinking #Laughing #People

  • There are some different things I'm writing and developing, but I don't know where they'll go. They're fun stuff that I would be in and are written in my voice, for me.

  • There's a character that I play onstage, and I can't let him loose in the supermarket when I'm buying my beans on toast.

  • I worked in between carpools and buying food and cooking and whatever else I had to do. I lived an outside life, but really I was living an inside life.

  • You’re not buying news when you buy The New York Times. You’re buying judgment.

  • I can assure you that buying leases for x and selling them for 5x or 10x is a lot more profitable than trying to produce gas at $5 or $6 per million cubic feet.

  • Home ownership was the fig leaf for the rise in subprime lending. But that was really about cash-out refinancings, not buying homes.

  • I never look at it like I'm wasting money when I'm buying gold.

  • One of the first signs of a Spirit-filled life is enthusiasm!

  • First Conjuration Addressed to Emperor Lucifer. Emperor Lucifer, Master and Prince of Rebellious Spirits, I adjure thee to leave thine abode, in what-ever quarter of the world it may be situated and come hither to communicate with me.

  • Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.