What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? -- Shoe!
What do you call an alligator that causes fights? -- An Instigator.
Why did the cow cross the road? -- To get to the udder side.
Which day do chickens hate the most? -- Friday
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaabaaa shop!
Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? --To the retail store.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? -- He felt funny!
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
Why are fish so smart? -- Because they live in schools.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? -- A headbanger.
What do you call a crate full of ducks? -- A box of quackers!
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?”
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.