What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 25 seconds.
What kind of horses go out after dusk? -- Nightmares!
Where do horses go shopping? Old-neighvy
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside.
What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
Why does the lion keep losing when playing cards? -- Because he keeps playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack!
Where do you get virgin wool? -- Ugly sheep.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off the cliff!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? -- A fsh
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through something so small?
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.