Christopher Titus - I can't stop some idiot from crashing into a building or blowing up a bus,

I can't stop some idiot from crashing into a building or blowing up a bus, I can only be your dad and give you a few pure truths. Number one, duct tape will save your life. Number two, Tupac is alive, but I need you to keep that on the DL because of Suge. And number three, don't be afraid of anything - except the television news because they're lying to you every night.

- Christopher Titus

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.