Augusten Burroughs Quotes:
Ocupation: Writer
Life: b. October 23, 1965
Birthday: October 23
Women smirk at baldness. How adorable would they find it if they began to lose their breasts in their late twenties? If both tits just shrunk up - unevenly I might add - and eventually turned into wine-cork nubs. Then it would be a different story. Then men would get the pity that they deserve. As far as I'm concerned, baldness is the male breast cancer only worse, because almost everyone gets it. True, it's not life threatening. Just social-life threatening. But in New York City, there is no difference.
topic: New York, Cancer, Wine, Late Twenties, Baldness, Cork
