Mallory Ortberg Quotes:
Life: b. November 28, 1986
Birthday: November 28
Many fathers go their entire lives without announcing how sexy their son's old girlfriends are.
topic: Sexy, Girlfriend, Father, Old Girlfriend, Announcing
Life: b. November 28, 1986
Birthday: November 28
Many fathers go their entire lives without announcing how sexy their son's old girlfriends are.
topic: Sexy, Girlfriend, Father, Old Girlfriend, Announcing
