There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
topic: Relationship, Girlfriend, Lying, Old Girlfriend, Your Girlfriend

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
topic: Girlfriend, Two, Dating, Old Girlfriend

Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you.
topic: Happiness, Girlfriend, Husband, Old Girlfriend
topic: Funny, Song, Girlfriend, Old Girlfriend
topic: Girlfriend, Writing, School, Dating Someone, Old Girlfriend
I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether.
topic: Girlfriend, Years, Insulting, Old Girlfriend
Many fathers go their entire lives without announcing how sexy their son's old girlfriends are.
topic: Sexy, Girlfriend, Father, Old Girlfriend, Announcing
topic: Girlfriend, Icons, Giving, Old Girlfriend, One Of A Kind
topic: Girlfriend, Crazy, Past, Old Girlfriend, Slits
topic: Funny, Girlfriend, Humor, Old Girlfriend, New Girlfriend
topic: Funny, Girlfriend, Names, Old Girlfriend, Fellas
topic: Girlfriend, Hands, Games, Old Girlfriend, Silencing
topic: Girlfriend, Thinking, Interesting, Old Girlfriend