Dating quotes

  • A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident.
    -- Adam Young

    #Girl #Boys #Dating

  • I want a guy I can go hiking with, who wants to do outdoorsy stuff. It's so much fun to be out in nature and who better to do that with than the person you're dating?
    -- Adrianne Palicki

    #Fun #Hiking #Dating

  • I peeled the skin off a grape in slippery little triangles, and I understood then that I would be undressing every item of food I could because my clothes would be staying on.
    -- Aimee Bender

    #Clothes #Dating #Skins

  • Im dating a very high-maintenance career.
    -- Aimee Garcia

    #Careers #Dating #Maintenance

  • To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death.
    -- Al Goldstein

    #Dating #Important #Dealing With Death

  • I'm a bit of a romantic, to a fault. It's led me to some great things and also some sad things. It's made me a better person, to keep a good spirit about dating.
    -- Alexander Koch

    #Dating #Faults #Spirit

  • Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
    -- Alfred Armand Montapert

    #Dating #Breakfast #Problem

  • It is quite proper to meet a young man at a cocktail party and go on to dinner with him. If he is attractive, you can consider yourself not only correct, but lucky.
    -- Alice-Leone Moats

    #Party #Men #Dating

  • When I was dating and the wine list was presented to my male companion, I tried to ignore this unfortunate faux pas. But this practice still goes on...Closing note to all servers and sommeliers: please include women in wine selection. Okay?
    -- Alpana Singh

    #Wine #Practice #Dating

  • Tess realized one of the great modern dating sadnesses: everyone is so used to the comforting glow of the computer screen that no one can go so far as to say "good morning" in public without being liquored up.
    -- Amelia Gray

    #Morning #Sadness #Dating

  • He leaned forward and opened his door, politely standing aside to let me by before following me in. There are some advantages to dating a guy from another era, I thought. Though I am a big believer in gender equality, chivalry scores high in my book.
    -- Amy Plum

    #Book #Doors #Dating

  • I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!
    -- Andie MacDowell

    #Dating #Foolish #Selling

  • It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of the business that grosses me out. I'm always bummed out for people who just happen to be dating a celebrity, and they're also famous, and they can't live their life.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Dating #People #Bummed Out

  • I always play women I would date.
    -- Angelina Jolie

    #Play #Dating

  • Gentlemen always seem to remember blondes.
    -- Anita Loos

    #Dating #Gentleman #Remember

  • Dating a tennis player is risky - love means nothing to us.
    -- Anna Kournikova

    #Mean #Player #Dating

  • There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding. He would have to understand that often I will be travelling and playing.
    -- Anna Kournikova

    #Dating #Understanding

  • I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.
    -- Anne Robinson

    #Dating #Enough

  • Why go around dating random girls and having terrible sex when you can be with someone you really like?
    -- Ansel Elgort

    #Girl #Sex #Dating

  • There is a lot of relief for daters who are serious about wanting to be in a relationship. This comes in the form of what appears to be dramatic changes like speed dating and Internet dating.
    -- April Masini

    #Single #Dating #Serious

  • I think that's the thing. I don't want to date a celebrity. I want to date a normal person. So I'm looking for a normal person.
    -- Ashlee Simpson

    #Thinking #Dating #Want

  • Frankly, the reason I joined MENSA is because I was dating a guy at the time who spoke five languages and could solve a Rubik's Cube literally with his eyes closed because it's just an algorithm.
    -- Ashley Rickards

    #Eye #Dating #Guy

  • I give dating advice on a regular basis. It's not that I'm any expert, but it's always nice to share that with your friends.
    -- Ashley Tisdale

    #Nice #Giving #Dating

  • I don't really believe in rules, but I do like old-fashioned dating where you don't call the guy until he calls you. I don't think it's like he's got to do this and that's the rule.
    -- Ashley Tisdale

    #Believe #Thinking #Dating

  • I've never done online dating.
    -- Aziz Ansari

    #Dating #Done #Online

  • I'm much more interested in what an actor has to say about something substantial and important than who they're dating or what clothes they're wearing or some other asinine, insignificant aspect of their life.
    -- Ben Affleck

    #Clothes #Dating #Important

  • Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.
    -- Ben Affleck

    #Dating #Rumor #Damon

  • If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.
    -- Ben Kingsley

    #Friendship #Girlfriend #Dating

  • The behaviour of lovers is oscillating like the moon, and unpredictable as the weather...
    -- Bernd Schuster

    #Moon #Weather #Dating

  • Some girls are apparently born with dates; some through much personal activity, achieve them; but others seem by necessity to have dates thrust upon them.
    -- Bess Streeter Aldrich

    #Girl #Dating #Achieve

  • We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.
    -- Betty Dodson

    #Girlfriend #Men #Dating

  • I don't have dating tips.
    -- Bill Keller

    #Dating

  • Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day.
    -- Bill Vaughan

    #Hate #Dating #Enemy

  • I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?
    -- Bobby Darin

    #Party #Doors #Dating

  • I dont talk about who Im dating because when you break up, you wind up reliving it in the media.
    -- Bridget Fonda

    #Media #Wind #Dating

  • It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone.
    -- Bridget Hall

    #Dating #Months #Puppy

  • I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.
    -- Britney Spears

    #Dating #Bats #Want

  • Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front. It's really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself.
    -- Brooke Burke

    #Being Yourself #Dating #Important

  • I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.
    -- Brooke Burns

    #Mom #Dating #Different

  • You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening.
    -- Caitlin Moran

    #Men #Dating #Facts

  • You know, I do not know, I just want to date someone who makes me happy.
    -- Caprice Bourret

    #Dating #Want #Make Me Happy

  • Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.
    -- Caprice Crane

    #Dating #Cafeteria #Pushing

  • If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.
    -- Carmen Electra

    #Girlfriend #Valentine #Dating

  • I've always gone out with much younger guys. But I rushed into relationships before really getting to know the person. What would come up as a warning sign within the first two weeks of dating would usually be the exact reason the relationship would end!
    -- Carrie Ann Inaba

    #Two #Dating #Guy

  • It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
    -- Carrot Top

    #Girlfriend #Two #Dating

  • It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a house or something.
    -- Catherine Gilbert Murdock

    #Tired #Dating #House

  • Men date. Women have relationships.
    -- Cathy Guisewite

    #Men #Dating

  • Single by choice, just not my choice.
    -- Celia Imrie

    #Dating #Choices

  • I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.
    -- Cesar Romero

    #Hate #Dating #Age

  • It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
    -- Charlaine Harris

    #Relationship #Ex Boyfriend #Dating

  • If you look at Gothic detailing right down to the bottom of a column or the capital of a column, it's a small version of the whole building; that's why, like dating the backbones of a dinosaur, a good historian can look at a detail of a Gothic building and tell you exactly what the rest of the building was, and infer the whole from the parts.
    -- Charles Jencks

    #Dating #Details #Looks

  • I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy.
    -- Charles Kuralt

    #Girlfriend #Boys #Dating

  • Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.
    -- Chelsea Handler

    #Sleep #Men #Dating

  • I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
    -- Chelsea Handler

    #Dating #No Friends #Want

  • With dates I like to cater a girl. We do whatever she likes. If she was open to what I wanted to do, it probably wouldn't be a dull date, because I am a jock.
    -- Chris Brown

    #Girl #Dating #Dull

  • I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.
    -- Chris Kattan

    #Hero #Dating #Wish

  • Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience.
    -- Chris Pine

    #Opposites #Dating #Incredibles

  • Work takes up a lot of my brain space. So when I work, it's one thing. I don't have a lot of time to think about dating.
    -- Chris Pine

    #Thinking #Space #Dating

  • I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.
    -- Chris Pine

    #Dating

  • Could you imagine the way I felt, I couldn't unfasten her safety belt. All the way home I held a grudge, for the safety belt that wouldn't budge.
    -- Chuck Berry

    #Home #Safety #Dating

  • Anybody who predicts the death of cities has already met his spouse.
    -- Clay Shirky

    #Cities #Dating #Mets

  • The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there's nothing really to talk about.
    -- Clint Eastwood

    #Dating #Tolerance #Twenties

  • Yes, I totally would date a fan! I get this question a lot, but I'm always saying yes.
    -- Cody Simpson

    #Dating #Saying Yes #Fans

  • In the crowd of a million people I'll find my valentine, and then I'll climb the highest steeple and tell the world he's mine.
    -- Connie Francis

    #Valentine #People #Dating

  • I like the idea of dating, but I'm not dating anyone exclusively, particularly right now. It's hard to be in a relationship unless you're ready to go public with it. So it's a lot easier for me to not be in a relationship. I really don't want that part of my life to be tabloid fodder.
    -- Cory Monteith

    #Ideas #Dating #Tabloids

  • I've discreetly dated a lot of people - I once dated a billionaire, mostly because it was fun to say, "I'm dating a billionaire," but we did not have the same taste in music, and it was doomed.
    -- Courtney Love

    #Fun #People #Dating

  • The fact is, you can't marry the best when you're dating the runner-up. While you're searching for Mr. Right, don't settle for Mr. Right Now.
    -- Craig Groeschel

    #Mr Right #Dating #Facts

  • My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff.
    -- Cuba Gooding, Jr.

    #Kissing #Wife #Dating

  • I've been dating younger men since my 20s, When I was 29, I dated someone 21... younger men are just more fun. I like their energy. I've always been kind of young for my age.
    -- Dana Delany

    #Fun #Men #Dating

  • People say to me, 'Danielle, you're such a wonderful person. Why are you single ?' How the hell do I know ? Why don't you ask the people who aren't dating me ?!?
    -- Danielle Henderson

    #Sex #People #Dating

  • I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life.
    -- Daphne Zuniga

    #Falling In Love #Men #Dating

  • I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus.
    -- Daphne Zuniga

    #Years #Dating #Focus

  • When I'm dating someone, if she bonds with my cats I'll give her a chance maybe more than I would otherwise. But if she doesn't like my cats it's kind of a deal breaker.
    -- Dave Franco

    #Cat #Giving #Dating

  • I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends.
    -- David Gallagher

    #Fun #Dating #Waiting

  • Since you are "in the market," you need to set standards of what you are seeking in a partner and in a relationship. Dating is not simply a prelude to a committed relationship or marriage. Dating is an opportunity to evaluate whether the person you are dating is a good candidate for you. You need to pay attention to your partner's positive and negative characteristics. Ask yourself whether you could live with this person for the rest of your life.
    -- David Price

    #Opportunity #Dating #Negative

  • That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.
    -- Dawn French

    #Dating #Underwear #Awful

  • If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it’s like, ‘Well, of course he did.’ With me, it should be, ‘Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her. Maybe I’ll get me a Kristen Bell.’ But guys hate my guts for always dating women I have no right to be with.
    -- Dax Shepard

    #Hate #Dating #Guy

  • Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
    -- Douglas Coupland

    #Clueless #People #Dating

  • I think that we all have to have that rite of passage of dating the tortured artist who seems cooler than we think we are; we aspire to be like them, and we're excited that somebody is turning us on to new music or a new lifestyle.
    -- Drew Barrymore

    #Artist #Thinking #Dating

  • The treasure shouldn't do the hunting, and you're a treasure.
    -- Ed Asner

    #Hunting #Dating #Treasure

  • Whenever you have an ex, and they're like, 'I hope we can still be friends!' and you weren't friends before you started dating, then what do you go back to, really?
    -- Ed Sheeran

    #Dating #Stills #Exes

  • When a woman dislikes the man who is courting her, she parries him cleverly, like a willow in the wind.
    -- Eiji Yoshikawa

    #Men #Wind #Dating

  • Perhaps this is why lunatics have a harder time dating, not because they are off the wall but because it is hard to find soemone who is willing to date so many people in one person.
    -- Elif Safak

    #Wall #People #Dating

  • This is one rule about mixing boys and girls: that a date always comes first.
    -- Elizabeth Berg

    #Girl #Boys #Dating

  • I refuse to go out with a man whose ***** is smaller than mine.
    -- Elizabeth Perkins

    #Men #Dating #Ass

  • I counted myself so plain, so poorly made, that no honest love could come to me.
    -- Elizabeth Proctor

    #Dating #Romance #Honest

  • It's difficult on my dating life, because anyone I get photographed with is automatically my boyfriend. So it just makes it look as if I've had, like, 6,000 boyfriends!
    -- Emma Watson

    #Boyfriend #Kissing #Dating

  • Let this serve as an axiom to every lover: A woman who refuses lunch refuses everything.
    -- Enid Bagnold

    #Lunch #Dating #Lovers

  • You don't need to know who I'm dating. You don't need to know what I'm doing. I'm fine with everybody not knowing that.
    -- Eva Longoria

    #Knowing #Dating #Needs

  • Encourage your children to come to you for counsel with their problems and questions by listening to them every day. Discuss with them such important matters as dating, sex, and other matters affecting their growth and development, and do it early enough so they will not obtain information from questionable sources.
    -- Ezra Taft Benson

    #Sex #Children #Dating

  • I ain't scared to do another dating show, but I ain't really trying to... I've done enough dating on television. I'm ready to spread my wings, and go down other avenues.
    -- Flavor Flav

    #Wings #Dating #Trying

  • To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads.
    -- Foxy Brown

    #Kissing #Dating #Toads

  • However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.
    -- Francesca Annis

    #Relationship #Successful #Dating

  • If a guy were dating my daughter but didn't want to spend the gas money to come pick her up or refused to buy her dinner because it cost too much, I would question whether he were really in love with her In the same way, I question whether many American churchgoers are really in love with God because they are so hesitant to do anything for Him." Crazy Love: Overwhelmed by a Relentless God
    -- Francis Chan

    #Daughter #Crazy #Dating

  • There is no such thing as an ideal man. The ideal man is the man you love at the moment.
    -- Francoise Sagan

    #Men #Dating #He Man

  • Dating back to Teddy Roosevelt, hunters have been the pillar of conservation in America, doing more than anyone to conserve wildlife and its habitat.
    -- Gale Norton

    #Hunting #America #Dating

  • Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.
    -- Garry Shandling

    #Hurt #Dating #Guy

  • I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
    -- Garry Shandling

    #Dating #Vision #Poor

  • I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
    -- Garry Shandling

    #Talking #Dating #Homeless

  • So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing
    -- Gavin DeGraw

    #Work Out #Dating #Failing