Dating Quotes:

A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident.

- Adam Young

topic: Girl, Boys, Dating

I want a guy I can go hiking with, who wants to do outdoorsy stuff. It's so much fun to be out in nature and who better to do that with than the person you're dating?

- Adrianne Palicki

topic: Fun, Hiking, Dating, I Want A Guy

I peeled the skin off a grape in slippery little triangles, and I understood then that I would be undressing every item of food I could because my clothes would be staying on.

- Aimee Bender

topic: Clothes, Dating, Skins, Undressing

Im dating a very high-maintenance career.

- Aimee Garcia

topic: Careers, Dating, Maintenance, High Maintenance

To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death.

- Al Goldstein

topic: Dating, Important, Dealing With Death, Be Or Not To Be

I'm a bit of a romantic, to a fault. It's led me to some great things and also some sad things. It's made me a better person, to keep a good spirit about dating.

- Alexander Koch

source: "Meet Under the Dome's 'Romantic to a Fault' Heartthrob, Alexander Koch" by Lorraine Cwelich, www.elle.com. September 16, 2013.

topic: Dating, Faults, Spirit

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.

- Alfred Armand Montapert

topic: Dating, Breakfast, Problem, Pharmacy, Breakfast Being Important

It is quite proper to meet a young man at a cocktail party and go on to dinner with him. If he is attractive, you can consider yourself not only correct, but lucky.

- Alice-Leone Moats

source: Alice-Leone Moats (1933). “No Nice Girl Swears”, New York : A. A. Knopf

topic: Party, Men, Dating, Cocktail Parties

When I was dating and the wine list was presented to my male companion, I tried to ignore this unfortunate faux pas. But this practice still goes on...Closing note to all servers and sommeliers: please include women in wine selection. Okay?

- Alpana Singh

topic: Wine, Practice, Dating, Server, Sommelier

Tess realized one of the great modern dating sadnesses: everyone is so used to the comforting glow of the computer screen that no one can go so far as to say "good morning" in public without being liquored up.

- Amelia Gray

topic: Morning, Sadness, Dating, Computer Screen, Tess

He leaned forward and opened his door, politely standing aside to let me by before following me in. There are some advantages to dating a guy from another era, I thought. Though I am a big believer in gender equality, chivalry scores high in my book.

- Amy Plum

topic: Book, Doors, Dating, Gender Equality

I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!

- Andie MacDowell

topic: Dating, Foolish, Selling

It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of the business that grosses me out. I'm always bummed out for people who just happen to be dating a celebrity, and they're also famous, and they can't live their life.

- Andy Samberg

topic: Dating, People, Bummed Out

I always play women I would date.

- Angelina Jolie

topic: Play, Dating

Gentlemen always seem to remember blondes.

- Anita Loos

topic: Dating, Gentleman, Remember

Dating a tennis player is risky - love means nothing to us.

- Anna Kournikova

topic: Mean, Player, Dating, Tennis Player

There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding. He would have to understand that often I will be travelling and playing.

- Anna Kournikova

topic: Dating, Understanding

I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.

- Anne Robinson

topic: Dating, Enough

Why go around dating random girls and having terrible sex when you can be with someone you really like?

- Ansel Elgort

source: "Ansel Elgort Wants You to Know He's Not a Player". Interview with Mickey Rapkin, www.elle.com. February 18, 2015.

topic: Girl, Sex, Dating

There is a lot of relief for daters who are serious about wanting to be in a relationship. This comes in the form of what appears to be dramatic changes like speed dating and Internet dating.

- April Masini

topic: Single, Dating, Serious, Dramatic Change

I think that's the thing. I don't want to date a celebrity. I want to date a normal person. So I'm looking for a normal person.

- Ashlee Simpson

topic: Thinking, Dating, Want

Frankly, the reason I joined MENSA is because I was dating a guy at the time who spoke five languages and could solve a Rubik's Cube literally with his eyes closed because it's just an algorithm.

- Ashley Rickards

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Eye, Dating, Guy

I give dating advice on a regular basis. It's not that I'm any expert, but it's always nice to share that with your friends.

- Ashley Tisdale

topic: Nice, Giving, Dating

I don't really believe in rules, but I do like old-fashioned dating where you don't call the guy until he calls you. I don't think it's like he's got to do this and that's the rule.

- Ashley Tisdale

topic: Believe, Thinking, Dating

I've never done online dating.

- Aziz Ansari

topic: Dating, Done, Online, Online Dating

I'm much more interested in what an actor has to say about something substantial and important than who they're dating or what clothes they're wearing or some other asinine, insignificant aspect of their life.

- Ben Affleck

source: "Hardball" with Chris Matthews, www.nbcnews.com. July 27, 2004.

topic: Clothes, Dating, Important

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.

- Ben Affleck

topic: Dating, Rumor, Damon

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.

- Ben Kingsley

topic: Friendship, Girlfriend, Dating, Be My Girlfriend

The behaviour of lovers is oscillating like the moon, and unpredictable as the weather...

- Bernd Schuster

topic: Moon, Weather, Dating

Some girls are apparently born with dates; some through much personal activity, achieve them; but others seem by necessity to have dates thrust upon them.

- Bess Streeter Aldrich

source: Bess Streeter Aldrich (1988). “A White Bird Flying”, p.75, U of Nebraska Press

topic: Girl, Dating, Achieve

We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.

- Betty Dodson

topic: Girlfriend, Men, Dating, Male Ego, Disservice

I don't have dating tips.

- Bill Keller

topic: Dating

Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day.

- Bill Vaughan

topic: Hate, Dating, Enemy

I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?

- Bobby Darin

topic: Party, Doors, Dating

I dont talk about who Im dating because when you break up, you wind up reliving it in the media.

- Bridget Fonda

topic: Media, Wind, Dating

It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone.

- Bridget Hall

topic: Dating, Months, Puppy

I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.

- Britney Spears

topic: Dating, Bats, Want

Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front. It's really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself.

- Brooke Burke

topic: Being Yourself, Dating, Important

I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.

- Brooke Burns

topic: Mom, Dating, Different, Being A Single Mom

You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening.

- Caitlin Moran

topic: Men, Dating, Facts

You know, I do not know, I just want to date someone who makes me happy.

- Caprice Bourret

topic: Dating, Want, Make Me Happy

Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.

- Caprice Crane

topic: Dating, Cafeteria, Pushing, Cashiers

If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.

- Carmen Electra

topic: Girlfriend, Valentine, Dating, Your Girlfriend

I've always gone out with much younger guys. But I rushed into relationships before really getting to know the person. What would come up as a warning sign within the first two weeks of dating would usually be the exact reason the relationship would end!

- Carrie Ann Inaba

source: "'DWTS' Judge Carrie Ann Inaba Planning Summer Wedding to Accountant", www.foxnews.com. March 8, 2011.

topic: Two, Dating, Guy, Warning Signs, Two Weeks

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

- Carrot Top

topic: Girlfriend, Two, Dating, Old Girlfriend

It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a house or something.

- Catherine Gilbert Murdock

topic: Tired, Dating, House

Men date. Women have relationships.

- Cathy Guisewite

topic: Men, Dating

Single by choice, just not my choice.

- Celia Imrie

topic: Dating, Choices

I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.

- Cesar Romero

topic: Hate, Dating, Age

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.

- Charlaine Harris

source: Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.839, Penguin

topic: Relationship, Ex Boyfriend, Dating, Your Ex

If you look at Gothic detailing right down to the bottom of a column or the capital of a column, it's a small version of the whole building; that's why, like dating the backbones of a dinosaur, a good historian can look at a detail of a Gothic building and tell you exactly what the rest of the building was, and infer the whole from the parts.

- Charles Jencks

topic: Dating, Details, Looks

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy.

- Charles Kuralt

topic: Girlfriend, Boys, Dating

I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

- Chelsea Handler

topic: Dating, No Friends, Want

With dates I like to cater a girl. We do whatever she likes. If she was open to what I wanted to do, it probably wouldn't be a dull date, because I am a jock.

- Chris Brown

topic: Girl, Dating, Dull

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

- Chris Kattan

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Hero, Dating, Wish

Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience.

- Chris Pine

topic: Opposites, Dating, Incredibles, Dating Someone

Work takes up a lot of my brain space. So when I work, it's one thing. I don't have a lot of time to think about dating.

- Chris Pine

topic: Thinking, Space, Dating

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.

- Chris Pine

source: "Chris Pine Splits From Model Girlfriend Dominique Piek", www.huffingtonpost.com. April 27, 2013.

topic: Dating

Could you imagine the way I felt, I couldn't unfasten her safety belt. All the way home I held a grudge, for the safety belt that wouldn't budge.

- Chuck Berry

topic: Home, Safety, Dating

Anybody who predicts the death of cities has already met his spouse.

- Clay Shirky

topic: Cities, Dating, Mets

The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there's nothing really to talk about.

- Clint Eastwood

topic: Dating, Tolerance, Twenties, Dating Someone, Older Women

Yes, I totally would date a fan! I get this question a lot, but I'm always saying yes.

- Cody Simpson

topic: Dating, Saying Yes, Fans

In the crowd of a million people I'll find my valentine, and then I'll climb the highest steeple and tell the world he's mine.

- Connie Francis

source: Song: Where The Boys Are

topic: Valentine, People, Dating, Steeples

I like the idea of dating, but I'm not dating anyone exclusively, particularly right now. It's hard to be in a relationship unless you're ready to go public with it. So it's a lot easier for me to not be in a relationship. I really don't want that part of my life to be tabloid fodder.

- Cory Monteith

topic: Ideas, Dating, Tabloids, Fodder

I've discreetly dated a lot of people - I once dated a billionaire, mostly because it was fun to say, "I'm dating a billionaire," but we did not have the same taste in music, and it was doomed.

- Courtney Love

source: Interview with Jenn Pelly, pitchfork.com. May 1, 2014.

topic: Fun, People, Dating, Taste In Music

The fact is, you can't marry the best when you're dating the runner-up. While you're searching for Mr. Right, don't settle for Mr. Right Now.

- Craig Groeschel

topic: Mr Right, Dating, Facts, Runner Up

My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in '86 and she graduated in '88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff.

- Cuba Gooding, Jr.

topic: Kissing, Wife, Dating

I've been dating younger men since my 20s, When I was 29, I dated someone 21... younger men are just more fun. I like their energy. I've always been kind of young for my age.

- Dana Delany

topic: Fun, Men, Dating

People say to me, 'Danielle, you're such a wonderful person. Why are you single ?' How the hell do I know ? Why don't you ask the people who aren't dating me ?!?

- Danielle Henderson

topic: Sex, People, Dating, Wonderful Person

I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life.

- Daphne Zuniga

topic: Falling In Love, Men, Dating, Older Man

I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus.

- Daphne Zuniga

topic: Years, Dating, Focus

When I'm dating someone, if she bonds with my cats I'll give her a chance maybe more than I would otherwise. But if she doesn't like my cats it's kind of a deal breaker.

- Dave Franco

source: "Get to Know Fall's Hot Guys!" by Neha Gandhi, www.seventeen.com. September 19, 2011.

topic: Cat, Giving, Dating, Dating Someone

I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends.

- David Gallagher

topic: Fun, Dating, Waiting

Since you are "in the market," you need to set standards of what you are seeking in a partner and in a relationship. Dating is not simply a prelude to a committed relationship or marriage. Dating is an opportunity to evaluate whether the person you are dating is a good candidate for you. You need to pay attention to your partner's positive and negative characteristics. Ask yourself whether you could live with this person for the rest of your life.

- David Price

topic: Opportunity, Dating, Negative, Committed Relationship

That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.

- Dawn French

topic: Dating, Underwear, Awful

Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.

- Douglas Coupland

topic: Clueless, People, Dating

I think that we all have to have that rite of passage of dating the tortured artist who seems cooler than we think we are; we aspire to be like them, and we're excited that somebody is turning us on to new music or a new lifestyle.

- Drew Barrymore

topic: Artist, Thinking, Dating, Rite Of Passage, Tortured Artists

The treasure shouldn't do the hunting, and you're a treasure.

- Ed Asner

topic: Hunting, Dating, Treasure

Whenever you have an ex, and they're like, 'I hope we can still be friends!' and you weren't friends before you started dating, then what do you go back to, really?

- Ed Sheeran

topic: Dating, Stills, Exes

When a woman dislikes the man who is courting her, she parries him cleverly, like a willow in the wind.

- Eiji Yoshikawa

source: Eiji Yoshikawa (2000). “Taiko: An Epic Novel of War and Glory in Feudal Japan”, p.146, Kodansha International

topic: Men, Wind, Dating

Perhaps this is why lunatics have a harder time dating, not because they are off the wall but because it is hard to find soemone who is willing to date so many people in one person.

- Elif Safak

topic: Wall, People, Dating

This is one rule about mixing boys and girls: that a date always comes first.

- Elizabeth Berg

topic: Girl, Boys, Dating

I refuse to go out with a man whose ***** is smaller than mine.

- Elizabeth Perkins

topic: Men, Dating, Ass

I counted myself so plain, so poorly made, that no honest love could come to me.

- Elizabeth Proctor

topic: Dating, Romance, Honest, Honest Love

It's difficult on my dating life, because anyone I get photographed with is automatically my boyfriend. So it just makes it look as if I've had, like, 6,000 boyfriends!

- Emma Watson

topic: Boyfriend, Kissing, Dating

Let this serve as an axiom to every lover: A woman who refuses lunch refuses everything.

- Enid Bagnold

source: Enid Bagnold (1935). “A diary without dates”

topic: Lunch, Dating, Lovers

You don't need to know who I'm dating. You don't need to know what I'm doing. I'm fine with everybody not knowing that.

- Eva Longoria

topic: Knowing, Dating, Needs

Encourage your children to come to you for counsel with their problems and questions by listening to them every day. Discuss with them such important matters as dating, sex, and other matters affecting their growth and development, and do it early enough so they will not obtain information from questionable sources.

- Ezra Taft Benson

topic: Sex, Children, Dating, Questionable

I ain't scared to do another dating show, but I ain't really trying to... I've done enough dating on television. I'm ready to spread my wings, and go down other avenues.

- Flavor Flav

topic: Wings, Dating, Trying

To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads.

- Foxy Brown

source: Song: Ill Na Na, Album: Ill Na Na, 1996

topic: Kissing, Dating, Toads, Cute Relationship

However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.

- Francesca Annis

topic: Relationship, Successful, Dating, Close Relationship

If a guy were dating my daughter but didn't want to spend the gas money to come pick her up or refused to buy her dinner because it cost too much, I would question whether he were really in love with her In the same way, I question whether many American churchgoers are really in love with God because they are so hesitant to do anything for Him." Crazy Love: Overwhelmed by a Relentless God

- Francis Chan

topic: Daughter, Crazy, Dating, Gas Money, Crazy Love

There is no such thing as an ideal man. The ideal man is the man you love at the moment.

- Francoise Sagan

topic: Men, Dating, He Man, Ideal Man

Dating back to Teddy Roosevelt, hunters have been the pillar of conservation in America, doing more than anyone to conserve wildlife and its habitat.

- Gale Norton

topic: Hunting, America, Dating

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

- Garry Shandling

source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Hurt, Dating, Guy

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

- Garry Shandling

topic: Dating, Vision, Poor

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

- Garry Shandling

topic: Talking, Dating, Homeless

So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing

- Gavin DeGraw

topic: Work Out, Dating, Failing

Repeat not the manner of a flirtation; for lo, all the world shall hear of it, and women will taunt thee.

- Gelett Burgess

topic: Dating, World, Thee, Flirtation

Don't kill the messenger, but I'm think you should change your dating profil to balding." -- Paris to William

- Gena Showalter

topic: Thinking, Paris, Dating

I was a late starter on the romantic front. I didn't start dating until I was in my 30s.

- Geri Halliwell

topic: Dating, Starters

To Kiss : An attempt to absorb the essence of the other person.

- Giacomo Casanova

topic: Kissing, Essence, Dating

Envy is what makes you, when an acquaintance is lustily telling you that she's dating a Greek god of a guy, ask, 'Which one, Hades?'

- Gina Barreca

topic: Envy, Dating, Guy, Greek God

I don't know why anyone would want to ask an actor for dating advice. We are not the poster children for healthy relationships.

- Ginnifer Goodwin

topic: Children, Dating, Advice, Healthy Relationship

I'm so an all-or-nothing person in dating, always. I'm big on not wasting time. And so, yeah, if something's not working, it's time to not hold people back.

- Ginnifer Goodwin

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: People, Dating, Wasting Time, Not Wasting Time

I'm not interested in dating. I like being with my own best friend, me. Certain women, particularly older women, cannot believe I like going to a social event by myself. But I do.

- Gloria Allred

topic: Friendship, Believe, Dating, Social Events

I can see her lying back in her faded dress in a room where do what you don't confess.

- Gordon Lightfoot

topic: Lying, Dating, Dresses

I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

- Graham Norton

topic: Long, People, Dating

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

- Greg Behrendt

topic: Dating, Guy, Busy

A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.

- Greg Behrendt

topic: Dating, Giving, Guy

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.

- Greg Behrendt

topic: Insecure, Men, Dating, Shaq

Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

- Greg Behrendt

topic: Dating, Bored, Misery

We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you

- Greg Behrendt

topic: Truth, Dating, Rejection

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

- Greg Behrendt

topic: Book, Dating, Comedian

A relationship requires a lot of work and commitment.

- Greta Scacchi

topic: Relationship, Commitment, Dating

I have been dating someone that treats my heart like it's monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the time so I need to learn what it's like to be treated well before it's too late for me.

- Hannah

topic: Heart, Dating, Half, Dating Someone, Before It's Too Late

Everyone agrees the celibacy rule is just a Church law dating from the 11th century, not a divine command.

- Hans Kung

topic: Law, Dating, Church

Good design doesn't date.

- Harry Seidler

topic: Dating, Design, Good Design

The only reason a man doesn't call is that he doesn't want to.

- Helen Gurley Brown

topic: Men, Dating, Want

When a man mentally undresses a woman it's merely sex; but when a woman mentally dresses a man he's in dire danger of matrimony.

- Helen Nielsen

topic: Sex, Men, Dating

Dating is a give and take. If you only see it as "Taking," you are not getting it.

- Henry Cloud

topic: Giving, Dating, Give And Take

People tend to look at dating sort of like a safari - like they're trying to land the trophy.

- Henry Cloud

topic: Land, Dating, People, Safari

Dating should be a part of your life, not your life a part of dating. There is more to life than finding a date.

- Henry Cloud

topic: Dating, Should, More To Life

Dating is about finding out who you are and who others are. If you show up in a masquerade outfit, neither is going to happen.

- Henry Cloud

topic: Dating, Masquerade, Shows

Values are sometimes worth living and dying for, and are certainly worth dating and breaking up over.

- Henry Cloud

topic: Dating, Dying, Sometimes

Dating is a place to practice how to relate to other people.

- Henry Cloud

topic: Practice, People, Dating

Dating is not only a wonderful time of life, but also a context for enormous spiritual and personal growth. You learn so much about yourself, others, God, love, spirituality, and life through dating. Done well, it can be fulfilling in and of itself. Done well, it can be one of the most fun and rewarding aspects of your life. Done well, it can lead to a good marriage.

- Henry Cloud

topic: Spiritual, Fun, Dating

I am single because I am allergic for cursing words and bad table manners

- Hiroko Sakai

topic: Dating, Tables, Table Manners, I Am Single

I need a life outside of soccer. So I very much welcome, you know, new love interests and dating and friends and family.

- Hope Solo

topic: Soccer, Dating, Family And Friends

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

- Hugh Hefner

topic: Girlfriend, Years, Dating, My Girlfriend

We were led to a pediatric ophthalmologist. It's a hard date for me, April 14, 1998. The doctor came back from the examining room and told us she had tumors in both eyes.

- Hunter Tylo

topic: Eye, Doctors, Dating, Tumors

Well?" Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?" Harry considered it for a moment. "Wet," he said truthfully. Ron made a noise that might have indicated jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell. "Because she was crying," Harry continued heavily. "Oh," said Ron, his smile faded slightly. "Are you that bad at kissing?" "Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. "Maybe I am.

- J. K. Rowling

topic: Love, Kissing, Dating, Weasley, Ron Weasley

It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.

- James Levine

topic: Dating, Honeymoon, Phenomenal

I don't expect that the million will ever be won, simply because there is no confirming evidence for any paranormal claims to date.

- James Randi

topic: Dating, Claims, Paranormal

The United States is now relearning an ancient lesson, dating back to the Roman Empire. Brutalizing an enemy only serves to brutalize the army ordered to do it. Torture corrodes the mind of the torturer.

- James Risen

source: James Risen (2014). “Pay Any Price: Greed, Power, and Endless War”, p.165, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

topic: Army, Dating, Mind

dating is like campaigning: you don't reveal who you really are or what you're really up to until you get elected.

- Jane Stanton Hitchcock

topic: Dating, Campaigning

The most difficult part of dating is the initial invitation.

- Janell Carroll

topic: Dating, Difficult, Invitations

My mother drove back to the intersection. "Who are you dating?" "Don't ask," I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.

- Janet Evanovich

topic: Mother, Dating, Said

The next level. As though dating were a computer game.

- Janette Rallison

topic: Games, Dating, Next Level, Computer Games

Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real thing.

- Jason Schwartzman

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Real, Thinking, Dating

President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.

- Jay Leno

topic: Dating, President, Income, John Kerry

The hot gossip in Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have a new boyfriend. Secretary of State Rice is being linked to Canada's Foreign Minister, Peter MacKay. It's gotta be awkward dating a fellow diplomat. Like today, MacKay had to promise Condi he would get permission from the U.N. before he invaded her.

- Jay Leno

topic: Gossip, Dating, Awkward, New Boyfriend

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

- Jay London

topic: Girl, Weather, Dating

In a dating and courtship relationship, I would not have you spend five minutes with someone who belittles you, one who is constantly critical of you, one who is cruel at your expense and may even call it humor. Life is tough enough without the person who is supposed to love you leading the assault on your self-esteem, your sense of dignity, your confidence, and your joy. In this person's care, you deserve to feel physically safe and emotionally secure.

- Jeffrey R. Holland

topic: Self Esteem, Love You, Dating, Life Humor, Life Is Tough

I don't like to joke about dating.

- Jen Kirkman

topic: Dating, Jokes

Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.

- Jennifer Crusie

topic: Smart, Cat, Dating

Dating has taught me what I want and don't want, who I am, and who I want to be.

- Jennifer Love Hewitt

topic: Who I Am, Dating, Want

I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.

- Jennifer Love Hewitt

topic: Thinking, People, Dating, Funny Dating, Scheduling

When speed dating I'm seeking my equal or at least one in the making.

- Jenny Jay

topic: Dating, Speed, Equal

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

- Jenny McCarthy

topic: Philosophy, Women, Dating, Funny Dating

Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him. Let me save you some time: He's not.

- Jenny Mollen

source: Jenny Mollen (2014). “I Like You Just the Way I Am: Stories About Me and Some Other People”, p.51, St. Martin's Press

topic: Dating, Guy, Trying

Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian - I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I don't think I'm that type.

- Jeremy Lin

topic: Thinking, Ideas, Dating

What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?

- Jerry Seinfeld

topic: Winning, Games, Dating

I don't want to be one of those 40-something guys in L.A. still dating, still going out to clubs and chasing 21-year-olds. It's not a good look.

- Jesse Metcalfe

topic: Years, Dating, Guy

I don't have a type. But one thing I can say from my dating experience is that a physical attraction will only take you so far. So you definitely have to have a strong intellectual connection as well.

- Jesse Metcalfe

source: "Jesse Metcalfe interview: So I'm a sex symbol? Well there are worse things I could be!". www.mirror.co.uk. August 23, 2011.

topic: Strong, Dating, Intellectual, Physical Attraction

A big part of dating for men is the huntthe chase.

- Jesse Palmer

topic: Men, Dating, Bigs

I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed.

- Jethro Tull

topic: Dating, Bed

I'll make love to you in all good places, under black mountains and open spaces.

- Jethro Tull

topic: Space, Dating, Making Love, Open Spaces, Good Place

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'

- Joan Rivers

topic: Mom, Mother, Dating, Transvestites

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

- Joan Rivers

topic: Husband, Names, Dating, Adore You

I'm dating myself by saying this, but I was the test audience for 'Space Invaders.' I remember when that was the first game that wasn't a pinball game. I spent a lot of money on 'Space Invaders,' in the form of quarters, of course.

- John C. Reilly

topic: Space, Games, Dating, Space Invaders, Pinball

dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.

- John Green

topic: Roots, Dating, Would Be, Root Canals, Session

I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

- John Mayer

topic: Disappointment, Punishment, Dating, Reproach

I also find it interesting that a lot of people in their 30s are not married and don't have kids. There are a lot of people in this age bracket that are out there dating and trying to find love. And I never thought that at my age I would be.

- John Stamos

topic: Kids, Dating, People, Brackets

For those whose ganglia were formed pre-TV, the mimetic deployment of pop-culture icons seems at best an annoying tic and at worst a dangerous vapidity that compromises fiction's seriousness by dating it out of the Platonic Always, where it ought to reside.

- Jonathan Lethem

topic: Icons, Dating, Deployment, Platonic, Tics

The reason why so few marriages are happy is because young ladies spend their time in making nets, not in making cages.

- Jonathan Swift

topic: Time, Dating, Romance, Young Ladies

I enjoy dating married men because they don't want anything kinky, like breakfast.

- Joni Rodgers

topic: Men, Dating, Kinky

Life is not long enough for a coquette to play all her tricks in.

- Joseph Addison

topic: Play, Long, Dating

I don't really comment on my personal life because I feel like any comment at all is opening up a whole can of worms. I'd just rather not talk about who I'm dating.

- Josh Hartnett

topic: Opening Up, Dating, Cans Of Worms

I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me.

- Josie Maran

topic: Dating, More Time, Situation

In its purest form, dating is auditioning for mating (and auditioning means we may or may not get the part).

- Joy Browne

source: Joy Browne (2011). “Dating For Dummies”, p.2, John Wiley & Sons

topic: Mean, Dating, May

How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?

- Judy Tenuta

topic: Suicide, Suicidal, Dating, Online Dating

I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like high school. I get a lot of people who have their publicist call my agent to ask, 'Is she dating anyone?

- Jules Asner

topic: School, People, Dating

How we lie to ourselves when we've fallen in love with the wrong man.

- Julia Alvarez

source: Julia Alvarez (1991). “How the Garcia Girls Lost Their Accents”, Algonquin Books

topic: Lying, Men, Dating, Wrong Man

One of the great injustices in fiction is that on the whole people with romantic yearnings have romantic faces. But in real life it's not always like that.

- Julian Fellowes

topic: Real, People, Dating

It's so easy to misuse social media as a dating tool. I think it can be useful but it's scary when you think about who can access this information and what they're doing with it.

- Justin Long

source: "Justin Long's Short List of Career Musts". Interveiw with Jarett Wieselman, www.etonline.com. November 6, 2013.

topic: Thinking, Dating, Scary

At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting.

- Kato Kaelin

topic: Divorce, Fighting, Dating

We have Kenjii. We have my cell phone. Since we aren't officially dating, I'm sure you'll agree that's all the protection we need.

- Kelley Armstrong

topic: Phones, Cells, Dating, Cell Phone

Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows.

- Kelly Link

topic: Reality, Dating, Looking Good, Makeovers

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.

- Kelly Osbourne

topic: Dating, Guy, Letters, Online Dating, This Guy

He went out with a variety of women, slept with some of them, hated the whole meaningless process. Drinks, dinners, plays and concerts and gallery openings ... He grew to despise the rigid formality of dating, missed the easy familiarity of simply being with someone, sharing friendly silences and unforced laughter.

- Ken Grimwood

topic: Laughter, Play, Dating

I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind of a heavyset girl... I took her out on one date. We went out for dinner and a movie and a dinner.

- Kevin Nealon

topic: Girl, School, Dating, First Date, Dinner And A Movie

...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.

- Kiersten White

source: Kiersten White (2011). “Paranormalcy (Paranormalcy, Book 1)”, p.19, HarperCollins UK

topic: Tired, Bored, Dating, Paranormalcy

I'm never going to say anything about who I'm dating unless I'm married or engaged.

- Kirsten Dunst

topic: Dating, Say Anything, Married

I'm very open to dating and finding a guy.

- Kristin Cavallari

source: "Kristin CAVALLARI's looking for a guy - and Guy Ritchie sure is looking". www.mirror.co.uk. May 31, 2009.

topic: Dating, Guy, Findings

I'm finally dating. It's fun.

- Kristin Chenoweth

topic: Fun, Dating

I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.

- Kristin Davis

source: "Charlotte's web" by Barbara Ellen, www.theguardian.com. February 9, 2002.

topic: Dog, Men, Dating

I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

- Kristin Davis

source: "Fictional character: Charlotte York". TV Series "Sex and the City" ("Where There's Smoke...", 2000), www.imdb.com. 1998–2004.

topic: Dating, Fifteen, Exhausted

What does dating mean?

- Lalu Prasad Yadav

source: "Times Now" news Channel, February 2005.

topic: Mean, Dating, Doe

There's no point dating a guy who can't support a family.

- Laura Schlessinger

topic: Women, Dating, Support

No, really, Ronnie, it's good to share information when you know someone else is dating the lunarly challenged.

- Laurell K. Hamilton

topic: Dating, Information, Share

Not dating is a choice, not a failure.

- Laurell K. Hamilton

topic: Dating, Choices

Dating is all about the chase. It's fun!

- Lauren Conrad

topic: Fun, Dating

I don't have the best dating track record.

- Lauren Conrad

topic: Track, Dating, Records

Shyness has laws you can only give yourself; tragically to those who least understand.

- Lawrence Durrell

topic: Law, Giving, Dating

I'm dating my celebrity crush!

- Lea Michele

topic: Crush, Dating

All my freakouts have been pretty private and directed at family pets and/or people I have been dating for too short a time to freak out at in that way.

- Lena Dunham

topic: People, Dating, Pet, Family Pets

sometimes I was so bored that I started arguments just to experience the rush of almost losing him.

- Lena Dunham

topic: Dating, Bored, Losing, Losing Him, So Bored

if the right man does not come along, there are many fates far worse. One is to have the wrong man come along.

- Letitia Baldrige

source: Letitia Baldrige (1968). “Of Diamonds and Diplomats”, New York : Ballantine Books

topic: Fate, Men, Dating, Wrong Man, Right Man

I have no-fail chemistry. A guy turns me on, he's the wrong one for me.

- Linda Barnes

source: Linda Barnes (2015). “Snapshot”, p.34, Open Road Media

topic: Dating, Guy, Chemistry, Turn Me, One For Me