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“Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Hurt #Dating #Guy
“I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell”
-- Garry Shandling

#Good Life #Mad #House
“It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Hair #Matter #Kind
“My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Friendship #Problem #Intimacy
“I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Thinking #Looks #Green
“I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Party #Guy
“I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Relationship #Mom #Looks
“I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Night #Fifteen #Hours
“I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Beauty #Perfectionist #Term
“I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."”
-- Garry Shandling

#Mom #Loyalty #Cheese
“You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Night #Use #Guests
“First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Guy #Likes #Firsts
“Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Television #Firsts #Carols
“I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Done #Puppets #Pitching
“I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Mother #Father #Men
“I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Actors
“I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.”
-- Garry Shandling
“I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Fun #Thinking #Would Be
“I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honest;I think real people should not be on television; It''s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real”
-- Garry Shandling

#Real #Thinking #Special People
“In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Inspirational #Song #Years
“I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Real #Thinking #Bed
“The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Would Be #Way #Host
“I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Sex #Practice #Safety
“They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Funny #Men #Style
“I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Single #Funny Love #Being Single
“Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?”
-- Garry Shandling

#Names #Dr Phil #Drs
“But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Thinking #Comedy #Spontaneity
“I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Moving #Reality #Thinking
“Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Positive #Nice #Guy
“I have such poor vision I can date anybody.”
-- Garry Shandling

#Dating #Vision #Poor

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