Garry Shandling Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.”
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“I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell”
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“It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.”
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“My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.”
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“I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.”
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“I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.”
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“I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.”
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“I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.”
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“I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.”
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“I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."”
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“You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.”
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“First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.”
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“Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.”
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“I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.”
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“I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out.”
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“I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.”
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“I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.”
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“I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front.”
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“I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honest;I think real people should not be on television; It''s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real”
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“In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out.”
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“I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.”
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“The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.”
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“They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.”
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“I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.”
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“Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?”
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“But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.”
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“I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.”
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“Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.”
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“I have such poor vision I can date anybody.”
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