Andy Samberg quotes

  • My mom let me kind of run free and be rowdy. She encouraged it. I'm a youngest child. So I was spazzy and trying to be funny to my older sisters. It's kind of my role in the family - tension reliever. I was funny or annoying, depending on your perspective.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Mom #Running #Children

  • I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Night #Rapper #Eight

  • A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on YouTube and gets around. It's always something you're thinking about unconsciously.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Thinking #Pieces #Comedy

  • If I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono...
    -- Andy Samberg

  • It's weird to have people so interested in your personal life. It's a part of the business that grosses me out. I'm always bummed out for people who just happen to be dating a celebrity, and they're also famous, and they can't live their life.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Dating #People #Bummed Out

  • Well, basically, when you get SNL, everyone wants to take a meeting, just in case you end up being good.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Want #Snl #Ends

  • I used to stay up at night and sneak into the TV room, past my parents, who were asleep, to watch Saturday Night's 'Main Event.' That's how I started watching SNL. On accident.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Past #Night #Parent

  • That is a strange phenomenon, people pretending to be other people.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #People #Strange #Pretending

  • I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #People #Realizing #Snl

  • I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Stupid #Immature #Pay

  • No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general populace.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Growing #Matter #Internet

  • You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that's wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that's worse. This is a day.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #School #Mean #College

  • If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Dollars #Looks #Pennies

  • Class Day is a terrible name for a day when you don't have to go to any class.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Class #Names #Terrible

  • I've always felt that if something is polarizing, that's usually the stuff I like the most. If something is taking a chance and is willing to be weird, that's my favorite thing. I know there's somebody out there who hates it.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Hate #Stuff #Favorites Things

  • It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Kings #Crazy #Men

  • I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Funny Graduation #Gathering #Harvard

  • I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Tattoo #Two #Would Be

  • Obviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Snl #Roof

  • If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Watches #Snl #Episodes

  • I'm a big Letterman fan.
    -- Andy Samberg

    #Fans #Bigs #Letterman