David Spade Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“There's always something funny about men chasing women.”
-- David SpadeSource : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
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“You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.”
-- David SpadeSource : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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“My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.”
-- David SpadeSource : "Fictional character: Richard Hayden". "Tommy Boy", www.imdb.com. 1995.
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“To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.”
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“There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.”
-- David SpadeSource : "David Spade to host new satire show", www.today.com. June 20, 2005.
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“The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?"”
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“I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.”
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“I never dated much in high school or college.”
-- David SpadeSource : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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“I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.”
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“I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.”
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“In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.”
-- David SpadeSource : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
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“Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.”
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“A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.”
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“I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.”
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“I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.”
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“I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.”
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“It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.”
-- David SpadeSource : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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“Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.”
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“Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.”
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“No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.”
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“Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.”
-- David SpadeSource : "David Spade on 'Rules' guest stars and Hollywood gossip". Interview with Fred Topel, www.hollywoodnews.com. November 15, 2010.
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“I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.”
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“I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.”
-- David Spade
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